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    Vậy mấy hãng du lịch có thể quảng cáo là đi du lịch Đức được thử covid miễn phí: Buy a tour, get a test!

    Mai mốt có thuốc chích ngừa nữa chắc phi trường Đức cũng cho du khách chích miễn phí: a vacc-ation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ốc View Post
    Vậy mấy hãng du lịch có thể quảng cáo là đi du lịch Đức được thử covid miễn phí: Buy a tour, get a test!

    Mai mốt có thuốc chích ngừa nữa chắc phi trường Đức cũng cho du khách chích miễn phí: a vacc-ation.
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    Chó ngửi rồi có bị nhiễm covid luôn không?

    Cứu vật vật trả ơn
    Cứu nhơn nhơn trả cúm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ốc View Post
    Chó ngửi rồi có bị nhiễm covid luôn không?

    Cứu vật vật trả ơn
    Cứu nhơn nhơn trả cúm?


    Chắc các cảnh khuyển sẽ xuất chiêu "cách không thọ nghiệm".

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    các cảnh khuyển
    Tại sao lại kêu cảnh sát viên là chó? Kỳ thị thú vật hả?

    Có chó thì nên
    Có công thử nghiệm có nhiều cô vi

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    Ai rờ lén kỳ thị người Mỹ:

    Ireland offers a hundred thousand welcomes – unless you’re American
    https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...american-covid

    Some restaurants and hotels have started turning away US visitors in case they infect staff and other customers with coronavirus, a concern fuelled by surging infection rates in some US states and Ireland’s lax quarantine enforcement.

    “It’s never a good business model to turn away visitors but this isn’t about business,” said Noel Keane, a chef who recently barred two groups of Americans from Croí restaurant in Tralee, County Kerry. “From a moral point of view, it’s the right thing to do.”

    The would-be diners admitted they had not self-isolated for 14 days after entering Ireland, compelling a rebuff, said Keane. “I said no. There was no malice. It’s certainly not an anti-American sentiment.”
    MAGA = Make Americans Go Away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ốc View Post
    Tại sao lại kêu cảnh sát viên là chó? Kỳ thị thú vật hả?

    Có chó thì nên
    Có công thử nghiệm có nhiều cô vi

    Khiếp, tượng mấy con chó đâu có ai dám giật sập
    đâu mà kỳ thị. Hông thấy khi áp đất thì tứ chi cũng
    dán chặt có khác nhau chỗ nào. Chỉ là các em răng
    dài không thèm đeo khẩu trang mà thôi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ốc View Post
    Ai rờ lén kỳ thị người Mỹ:
    MAGA = Make Americans Go Away!

    Cả Liên Âu kỳ thị người Mỹ của chúng ta chớ đâu riêng gì người Ái Nhĩ Lan.
    Nhiều nước cho nhập cảnh nhưng người Mỹ của chúng ta muốn thâm nhập Châu Âu
    hiện tại chỉ có nước "di dân lậu" thôi.

    MAGA = Make Americans Grasp Again.
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    Cáo già! Giật giày rực rỡ!




    Germany: Fox steals over 100 shoes in Berlin

    Residents in one Berlin neighborhood were bemused when their shoes began vanishing. The prolific shoe thief turned out to be a fashion-conscious fox with a passion for footwear.



    A fox has stolen around 100 shoes from people's homes in Berlin's southwestern Zehlendorf neighborhood, according to local media reports.

    All types of footwear had started disappearing from outside homes in the district, including slippers and sandals as well as sneakers, before the unlikely thief was unmasked by local resident Christian Meyer.

    Meyer initially noticed his running shoes had disappeared and posted an inquiry on Germany's community noticeboard-sharing platform Nebenan.de, reported Berlin newspaper Tagesspiegel.

    After posting, it became apparent that his were not the only shoes to have vanished in the area.

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    Mystery solved

    Meyer later spotted the fox on a patch of wasteland in the district and managed to snap a picture of the creature "caught red-handed with a pair of blue flip flops in his mouth."

    Meyer also uncovered the fox's haul of multicolored footwear.

    Sadly, Meyer has yet to find his lost running shoes, but three other pairs have been successfully reclaimed by their owners.

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    Thà như du khách đến ôm tượng đá?

    Tourist breaks toes off statue in Italian museum after taking a photo with it, police say
    https://news.yahoo.com/tourist-break...173330281.html

    In the footage, officials saw that the tourist had been lying next to the artwork having his photograph taken by another person. After getting up, the man appeared to inadvertently break part of the statue's foot. He appeared to realize the damage caused and left, visibly disturbed, disappearing from the view of the camera.

    Through museum booking information, police were able to contact the wife of the 50-year-old man they believed was responsible for breaking the statue's toes.

    Police say she admitted her husband's involvement and said he panicked and left when he realized the damage he had caused.

    Police added that the woman said her husband would explain the incident, apologize and be ready to face the consequences of his actions.


    It is unclear whether either will be charged, but police sent a detailed report of the investigation to the judicial authority for assessment.




    Tượng đá chắc cũng cần cách ly, cách khoảng. Du khách thời nay toàn là hạng nặng.

 

 

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