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Thà như du khách đến ôm tượng đá?

Không có ngọn lông măng để bứt thì bứt đỡ cái khác chớ răng.

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Buồn buồn sanh đạo tặc

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Cheeky boar leaves nudist grunting in laptop chase




A nudist in Berlin got too close to nature for comfort when a wild boar snatched his plastic bag - which had his laptop inside.

The naked man gave chase to the boar and her two piglets - much to the amusement of fellow sunbathers.

Adele Landauer, an actor and life coach, took photos of the chase at Teufelssee - a popular bathing spot - and put them on Facebook.

"Nature strikes back!" she wrote, adding that the man laughed it all off.

"He gave it his all", with not a stitch on, she reported. "I then showed the photos to the man, he laughed soundly and authorised me to make them public."

'He was very focused'

Ms Landauer provided more details on her Instagram page, saying the incident was a good example of someone persevering to achieve their goal.

She said there were many nude sunbathers at the spot when the wild boars appeared.

While the man was bathing, she writes, the boars calmly ate a pizza from his backpack and then "they were looking for a dessert".

"They found this yellow bag and decided to take it away. But the man who owned it realized it was the bag with his laptop.

"So, he was very focused and run [sic] behind the boars in order to get it back."

The onlookers "adored him how focused he stayed and when he came back with his yellow bag in the hand we all clapped and congratulated him for his success".

There is a strong tradition of naturism in Germany, where in summer it is quite normal for people to strip off in parks. The back-to-nature movement is known as Freikörperkultur - "free body culture" - or FKK for short.

Wednesday's incident comes just days after a particularly bold urban fox in Berlin was found to have walked off with dozens of people's shoes, which they had unwisely left in their gardens.

In the coronavirus lockdown there were many reports of animals becoming more daring, taking advantage of empty public spaces. Wild boar have already made themselves at home in some Berlin suburbs.

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FKK thời corona cũng phải đeo hậu trang?

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Hại bạn:

US government issues bear advice: friends don't let friends get eaten
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/aug/07/bear-attack-advice-sacrificing-friends

The National Park Service has warned against sacrificing another person to an irate bear “even if you think the friendship has run its course” in a rather informal set of recommendations posted on Facebook.

The warning then adds: “Do NOT push down a slower friend (even if you think the friendship has run its course).”

To reiterate the concern over unscrupulous hikers pushing others to their doom to save themselves, the post ends by stating: “We apologize to any ‘friends’ who were brought on a hike as the ‘bait’ or were sacrificed to save the group. You will be missed. ⁣”

Nhanh chân thì còn, chậm chân thì chết.

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FKK thời corona cũng phải đeo hậu trang?

Hậu vệ mà.

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Cheeky boar leaves nudist grunting in laptop chase

All we are saying is give pigs a chance...
(John Lemon & Yoko Nono!)

Threat to kill wild boar that stole nude bather's laptop prompts outcry
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...-outcry-berlin

The animal, nicknamed Elsa, has earned something akin to celebrity status after a series of photos of it and its piglets stealing a nude bather’s laptop at Teufelssee lake in west Berlin went viral this month.

Subsequent sightings of the creatures rifling through bathers’ picnic baskets and rucksacks and apparently showing no timidity have prompted Berlin foresters to label them a danger to humans.

As a result, she said, they would have to be “withdrawn as a matter of priority” – a bureaucratic euphemism for killing them.
Kammer’s remarks prompted the campaign group Action Fair Play to call a demonstration to save the beast. Around a dozen protesters gathered at the forestry office on Sunday.

The group said the animals had done no harm “and the owner even got his laptop back”. It said there was no need to kill the wild boar.

A petition on Change.org calling for the rescue of the “cheeky but peaceful sow from Teufelssee” had collected more than 5,300 signatures by Monday afternoon.

Its organisers said that in contrast to other wild boar, which can pose considerable danger to humans and dogs, this female had built a reputation “over years” of being friendly towards bathers.

“There has been absolutely no account taken for the fact that this sow has peacefully shared her living space with bathers for years,” they said, adding that the creature’s very friendliness was in danger of leading to its downfall. “This wild boar has earned the right to live,” they said.

Marc Franusch, a spokesman for Berlin’s forestry commission, said it remained uncertain whether and when the wild boar would be shot. “It is the wrong time of year,” he told local media. “Due to the age of young, it is forbidden to shoot them right now.”

Con gà cục tác lá chanh
Con lợn ủn ỉn mua còm piu tơ...

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Heo cũng có ích cho người ở mặt sinh tố. Nếu không có heo người ta phải chuyển sang ăn đậu để xin tí sinh tố B. Không có B con người chúng ta sẽ "hưu trí" (ngừng nghĩ) ngay lập tức.

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Chim chậu người lồng ...

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(Fish bowl screens for Japanese bar-goers)

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Ở đây lồng kính mờ nhân ảnh
Ai biết tình ai có thiệt thà.
(Đây CôVĩD ạ)

Nam nữ nhậu nhậu bất thân.

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Cái gì mà có hai đầu
Bên Tây không cấm bên Tầu thì... che


Pháp: phơi đồ rực rỡ

French minister defends 'precious' right to sunbathe topless
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...nbathe-topless

French gendarmes patrolling a beach in Mediterranean seaside town Sainte-Marie-la-Mer last week asked a group of topless sunbathers to cover up in response to a complaint from a family, the local gendarmerie said in a statement on Facebook.

“It was wrong that the women were warned about their clothing,” interior minister Gerald Darmanin wrote on Twitter.

“Freedom is something precious. And it is normal that officials can admit their mistakes.”

Topless sunbathing in France is legally not considered to be sexual exhibitionism although it can be halted by local directives outlawing certain styles of dress.

Pháp cũng có FKK há.