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    Quote Originally Posted by ốc View Post
    Where the sun don't shine. Đố là cái gì?

    “Tupperware after you store spaghetti in it.”
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    Đúng, nhưng kỳ này không có thưởng.

    Thà như trời nắng chiếu lên mặt Trâm
    Thà như son phấn trét lên mặt Trâm
    Thà như cà chua ném lên mặt Trâm
    Có còn hơn hơn không, có còn hơn không?
    Có còn hơn hơn không, có còn hơn không?
    (Nguyễn Bất Nhiên 不然)
    Last edited by ốc; 02-09-2020 at 10:39 AM. Reason: Thêm cà chua.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ốc View Post
    Đúng, nhưng kỳ này không có thưởng.

    Cái tã con nít sau khi ăn cà rốt trộn đu đủ đi lỏng.

    Vậy được chưa?
    Chừng nào có giải?
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    Thì chừng nào Tàu hết dịch cúm chừng đó mới nhập hàng đặng trao giải (an ủi).

    Đáp án: Where's the sun don't shine là cái mặt Trâm.

    Quá niên trạc ngoại thất tuần
    Mày râu nhẵn nhụi, the sun don't shìne.

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    Giải an ủi thôi hả. Vậy thôi cái đít nồi
    nấu cà ri chưa rửa được chưa?
    Đợi hết cô vít 19 thì phát giải độc đắc đi.
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    Giải độc đắc đây: phim khiêu Trâm

    Dean Cain might star in a movie where Trump is the first man to walk on Mars (Forrest Trump)
    https://news.avclub.com/dean-cain-mi...-ma-1841611913

    Per a new press release from JCFilms, a “Christian film ministry,” Cain will star in Being Trump, a “political comedy” that “unveils the truth and mystery about Donald Trump’s politics” while also making our president the first man to walk on Mars.

    “President Donald Trump’s Space Force program has quickly become a reality and when the first mission to MARS is introduced our President insists on being the first man to walk the red planet,” begins the synopsis before, in its second half, collapsing into grammatical and structural ruin.

    “However, the framers of our constitution never imagined a sitting President leaving the planet and if so, would Trump really need to transfer his powers or could he just find a look-a-like to fill in for a few days.” (A few days!)
    Bay lên sao Hỏa rồi bay về trong vòng vài ngày. Mới nghe là ham rồi. Hy vọng chị diễn viên có cỡ Stormy sẽ đóng vai chiếc phi thuyền cho Trâm cưỡi lên giời. Đừng hỏi hai cái động cơ nằm ở đâu nha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ốc View Post
    Giải độc đắc đây: phim khiêu Trâm

    Bay lên sao Hỏa rồi bay về trong vòng vài ngày.
    Cool. A orange tupperware will fly to the mars. Hopefully he can die there.
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    Quid pro quo? Phi tang? Bưng bô cho Putin?

    Donald Trump 'offered Julian Assange a pardon if he denied Russia link to hack'
    https://www.theguardian.com/media/20...hack-wikileaks

    Donald Trump offered Julian Assange a pardon if he would say Russia was not involved in leaking Democratic party emails, a court in London has been told.

    The extraordinary claim was made at Westminster magistrates court before the opening next week of Assange’s legal battle to block attempts to extradite him to the US, where he faces charges for publishing hacked documents.

    The allegation was denied by the former Republican congressman named by the Assange legal team as a key witness.


    Assange’s lawyers alleged that during a visit to London in August 2017, congressman D
    ana Rohrabacher told the WikiLeaks founder that “on instructions from the president, he was offering a pardon or some other way out, if Mr Assange … said Russia had nothing to do with the DNC [Democratic National Committee] leaks.”
    Dân biểu Dana Rohrabacher là cha già dịch ở quận Cam mà dân mít vàng bầu cho cả chục lần, rồi cuối cùng đã bị về vườn sau kỳ bỏ phiếu Quốc hội Mỹ năm 2018.

    #Re-peach

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    Quote Originally Posted by ốc View Post
    Donald Trump 'offered Julian Assange a pardon if he denied Russia link to hack'
    https://www.theguardian.com/media/20...hack-wikileaks
    Tin vịt rồi! Chinese hoax? Tập cận bịnh nhét vào mồm gác-dan cái gì vấy?
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    Nhân chứng lịch sử đã lên tiếng.

    Rohrabacher confirms he offered Trump pardon to Assange for proof Russia didn't hack DNC email
    https://news.yahoo.com/rohrabacher-c...131438007.html

    In a phone interview with Yahoo News, Rohrabacher said his goal during the meeting was to find proof for a widely debunked conspiracy theory: that WikiLeaks’ real source for the DNC emails was not Russian intelligence agents, as U.S. officials have since concluded, but former DNC staffer Seth Rich, who was murdered on the streets of Washington in July 2016 in what police believe was a botched robbery.

    Rohrabacher said that not only did talk of a Trump pardon take place during his meeting, but he also followed up by calling then White House chief of staff John Kelly to discuss the proposal. He did not, however, ever speak to Trump about it, he said.
    “I spoke to Julian Assange and told him if he would provide evidence about who gave WikiLeaks the emails I would petition the president to give him a pardon,” Rohrabacher said. “He knew I could get to the president.”


    Cả một đảng nằm vùng cho Nga.
    Moscow Mitch, meet Russian Rohrabacher.

 

 

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