Việt Nam mới có

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Có công ngồi rửa có ngày nên bao.

Police confiscate 345,000 recycled condoms in Vietnam
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...oms-in-vietnam

Footage by state-owned Vietnam Television (VTV) this week showed dozens of large bags containing the used contraceptives scattered across the floor of a warehouse in the southern province of Binh Duong.Police said the bags weighed over 360kg (794 lbs), equivalent to around 345,000 condoms, according to VTV.

The owner of the warehouse said they had received a “monthly input of used condoms from an unknown person”.

A woman detained during the operation told police the used condoms were first boiled in water then dried and reshaped on a wooden phallus before being repackaged and resold.

VTV said it was not clear how many of the recycled condoms had already been sold. The detained woman said she had received $0.17 (£0.13) for every kilogram of recycled condoms she produced.

Các bác Việt kiều hay xách khẩu Canon về miền Tây săn hình như em út thì nên đề phòng. BYOB (bring your own bao).

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BYOB (bring your own bao).

Nghe đồn bao này là bao thanh thiên, bao lọ nghẹ,
xuất thân bên tàu. Ôi thôi, đi mưa có ngày gặp bao. Nhục hơn cá nục.

[ngocdam66]

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thời giá: 920 ngàn = 39 Mỹ kim

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Phở giá đó thì gọi là Phở Khâm.

[ngocdam66]

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Cơ thiên hạ giả Thần nông, lụt thiên hạ giả hâm nóng (toàn cầu).

Vietnam floods and landslides displace 90,000 people as new cyclone nears
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...-cyclone-nears

Two storms that hit central Vietnam in the first two weeks of October, Storm Linfa and Storm Nangka, brought six times higher than average rainfall, flooding 136,000 houses and forcing 90,000 people to evacuate their homes. A third cyclone is expected to hit the coast in the coming days.Worst hit is Hue province, some 700km (434 miles) away from the capital, Hanoi. Police and soldiers have been using canoes and boats in Ha Tinh city to reach the most flooded areas to evacuate people and move property to safety. In this city alone, more than 20,700 people were reported to have been evacuated.

In Quang Binh province, 130km away, flood water continues to rise, swallowing up entire houses or burying them beneath landslides. On Sunday 13 households , about 60 people in total, were relocated, as an estimated 3,000 tonnes of rock and soil came crashing down on homes and roads.

Landslides buried a military barracks at Quang Trị in the early hours of Sunday, killing 22 soldiers and officers.

Blue Dragon, a non-governmental organisation that helps at-risk families around Vietnam, is one of a handful of non-profits working in Hue, with help and donations slowly trickling in.

Founder Michael Brosowski said: “Hue experiences floods each year, but the scale and the speed this year is shocking. Local residents now live in a way that is prepared for a natural disaster, but this is on a much larger scale. They’ll have to start all over again.”

Nom mấy cảnh này Việt kiều cũng vẫn còn ham về?

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Nom mấy cảnh này Việt kiều cũng vẫn còn ham về?

Nghe đồn chui vô Việt Nam bị cách ly còn phải trả tiền 100 đô cho khách
sạn mỗi ngày nữa mới vui.

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Chả biết có gì mà cứ tự khen là hòn ngọc viễn đông. Đi đường còn phải lo bị trôi mất chiếc dép. Có thể gọi là hòn ngọc tại vì bị chìm dưới nước.

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Hòn ngọc viễn đông chỉ bị lu mờ giai
đoạn thôi mà. Lũ lụt, hạn hán, cháy rừng
chỉ là vấn đề .... thời tiết và không biết cách
"xử lý vụ việc".
Hổng tin hỏi đương kim tổng thống cờ hoa
thì biết.