Úc

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lại giống ba cái thứ gen cà chua của Mỹ chứ gì.
Ăn vô ung thư chết mà không biết lý do tại sao

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Vì nước mà sẽ mất nước:

Tuvalu minister gives Cop26 speech standing in water to highlight sea level rise



Phận nghèo bao quản nước sa
Lênh đênh đâu nữa cũng là lênh đênh
(Đoạn trường nhân thanh)

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Úc đại bợm:

Australia is the drunkest country in the world
https://www.theguardian.com/australi...w-survey-finds

An international survey has found Australians drank to the point of drunkenness an average of 27 times a year, almost double the global average of 15. Almost a quarter of Australians reported feeling regret for becoming intoxicated.The Global Drug Survey asked more than 32,000 people from 22 countries what their drug and alcohol consumption was last year.

On average, Australians drank alcohol in line with the global average of two nights a week, and became heavily drunk about once every two weeks. The French topped that metric, drinking around three times a week.

Khi chén rượu khi đĩa mồi
Khi xem đá bóng khi ngồi cà kê...
(Tửu trường tân thanh)

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Đập heo ra mà trả:

3,000 children hit with fines for minor Covid rule breaches
https://www.theguardian.com/australi...-rule-breaches

Data obtained by the Redfern Legal Centre under freedom of information shows fines worth $2.1m have been issued to 2,844 children aged 10-17 since the middle of last year.

More than half the children received a fine of $1,000. Seventeen children were fined $5,000 and 39 were fined $3,000.
Redfern Legal Centre’s police accountability solicitor Samantha Lee said she had seen examples of children with intellectual disabilities receiving fines.

The most common breach resulting in a fine was failing to comply with a direction under the public health act, which Lee said was a catch-all offence used to fine people who had, for example, sat on a park bench but not breached a gathering rule, sat alone in their car, gone to the shop with another member of their household, or walked on the street without a valid reason.

More than 1,500 fines were issued for that offence, accounting for $1.59m of the fines.

Other breaches included not wearing a mask, not complying with curfews, not carrying identification outside greater Sydney, and not complying with restrictions on outdoor gatherings.

Thương lòng con trẻ thơ ngây
Gặp cơn vạ gió cô vy bất kỳ
(Đoạt tiền tân thanh)

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Không có cỏ sao có khói?

Support for legalising marijuana in Australia nearly doubles over six years
https://www.theguardian.com/australi...over-six-years

A review of the survey data showed that 41.1% of respondents supported the legalisation of cannabis for personal use in 2019 – a significant rise from 25.5% in 2013.

Trời sinh dân trời sinh cỏ.

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Bé không học lớn làm nghị sĩ:

Ted Cruz confuses Washington state with Western Australia
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ovid-kill-joys

The Republican politician – who tried to win the party’s presidential nomination in 2016 – retweeted a post by the government of Western Australia, whose handle is WA Government – that appeared to advise a woman that dancing would not permitted at a New Year’s Eve party at her home.

[US Republican congressman] Adam Kinzinger retweeted Cruz’s post and said that the Texas senator should “do your research before posting misinformation”.

US Democratic congressman Eric Swalwell also picked up on the error and tweeted: “Hey Ted, WA is Western Australia. But cool tweet.”

Dưới trần mấy mặt làng chơi
Coi WA đã dễ mấy người biết WA
(Nghị trường tân thanh)

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Lương y như từ chối:

NSW hospitals resort to flying nurses in from overseas
https://www.theguardian.com/australi...d-covid-crisis

At St George hospital in Sydney’s south, the burden of increased hospital presentations and isolation orders was laid bare in a grim end-of-year email sent to all nursing staff, pleading for them to cancel leave.

The internal email, obtained by Guardian Australia, warns the hospital “can’t seem to keep up with the exposures and positive staff”, despite concerted efforts to source nurses.

“We have commenced the process for overseas recruitment,” the email stated.

At St Vincent’s hospital in Sydney’s east, the facility’s executive director, Kevin Luong, was reported to have sent an email to staff on Thursday, warning the hospital was in an “extremely vulnerable” position.

“Whilst we are trying our best to work around this, we are beginning to run out of options to maintain safe nursing staffing levels,” the email said, according to the ABC.

Thân ta ta phải lo âu
Bịnh trùng nọc cúm ở lâu chốn này
(Bịnh trùng tân thanh)

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Australia (un)Open:

Djokovic held alone without phone at airport
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/20...-over-visa-row

Djokovic’s father Srdjan said the player was moved to a room alone, separated from his team, and without a mobile phone. More than five hours after they arrived in Melbourne, Goran Ivanisevic, Djokovic’s coach, posted a selfie on Instagram from the airport at 5am captioned “not the most usual trip Down Under”.

The Victoria state government said it had refused to formally support Djokovic’s visa application and it was reported that the visa with which he attempted to enter Australia does not allow for exemptions for unvaccinated applicants.

Last year Djokovic said he was “opposed to vaccination” and added: “I wouldn’t want to be forced by someone to take a vaccine in order to be able to travel … But if it becomes compulsory, what will happen? I will have to make a decision.”

Có sức chơi thì phải có sức chịu (chích).

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Nhất bên trọng nhất bên không:

nine years in Australian immigration detention
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...tion-detention

The situation in Carlton’s Park hotel took an absurdist turn on the eve of Mehdi’s birthday. He gained a new downstairs neighbour: the world No 1 tennis player, Novak Djokovic. He can’t see the defending Australian Open champion because of the isolation protocols and guards marshalled on every floor.

“There is a disappointment: everyone wants to ask me about Novak, what the hotel is like for him. But they don’t ask about us: we have been locked up in this place for months, for years.

“I’ve never seen so many cameras, so much attention. I hope Novak Djokovic learns about our situation here, and I hope he speaks about it.”

Mehdi – he uses only one name – was a child of 15 when he arrived by boat in Australia seeking sanctuary. A member of the persecuted Ahwazi Arab minority in his homeland Iran, his family urged him to flee, and arranged for his fraught passage, hoping he might find freedom on the other side of the world.

“The birthdays,” he says, “are the saddest days. They are supposed to be the happiest, but during my time in detention, they are always the heaviest days. I spend the whole day thinking about all the years I’ve lost.”

Không có gì quý hơn được lại tự do.

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Nhất bên trọng nhất bên không:

Lý lẽ thuộc về kẻ có danh, có tiền.
Anh Mê đi này nên chơi tennis và không chịu chích\.