Úc

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Hôm qua về thăm thân cũng xin được một hũ đó. Mới mở ra hít thử một hơi đã thấy khoẻ người, chắc có công hiệu như thiên hạ đồn. Lát nữa nấu nồi cơm nếp để ăn với mật nguyên tuần.

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Lát nữa nấu nồi cơm nếp để ăn với mật nguyên tuần.

Mật có công dụng chống viêm nhưng điều cần
thiết cho thầy Ốc nguyên tuần là hi vọng mật Tân
Tây Lan cũng có công hiệu giải bón, à không giải
bít.

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Hạ cờ Tây: Úc hứa lèo.

The nuclear option: why has Australia ditched the French submarine plan for the Aukus pact?
https://www.theguardian.com/australi...the-aukus-pact

Just two weeks before France complained of being “stabbed in the back”, two senior French ministers met with their Australian counterparts, Marise Payne and Peter Dutton, for what was meant to be a sign of ever-strengthening ties between the two countries.

“Both sides committed to deepen defence industry cooperation and enhance their capability edge in the region,” they said. “Ministers underlined the importance of the future submarine program.”

Then on 15 September the Australian government formally notified the French government – just hours before the official announcement coordinated with Washington and London – that it was tearing up the $90bn contract with France’s Naval Group in favour of a new arrangement with the US and the UK to acquire nuclear-powered submarines.

France is the second close partner of Australia to be burnt by the government’s approach to finding a replacement for the ageing Collins-class submarines.

Tony Abbott had a close working relationship with the Japanese prime minister, Shinzo Abe, and was known to be keen on Japan building Australia’s future submarine fleet.

Biết bao lần Úc đã hứa
Hứa cho nhiều rồi lại quên
Pháp biết tin ai bây giờ
Người ở đây tàu ở đâu
Cuộc chiến nào chờ?
(Bài không tin cuối cùng)

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Hạ cờ Tây: Úc hứa lèo.

Australia is no stranger to debacles over submarine programs – it seems to be the default.

Gà trống leo cây thì hơi khó coi, nhưng mà tác giả tờ Gác dan còn biết "chất vô thường" sao chánh trị gia Gaulois không biết? Không chừng trong ngăn tủ Úc còn có "plan C" chứ nói gì plan B. Thôi Pháp ngậm bồ hòn làm ngọt cho xong. Thua keo này Tây bày keo khác.

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Đạo chích:

Instagram displays ad offering fake Covid vaccine certificates in Australia
https://www.theguardian.com/technolo...s-in-australia

Instagram has displayed an ad promoting fake vaccination certificates in Australia at a time when New South Wales and Victoria are emerging from Covid lockdowns and requiring people to present proof of vaccination.

The ad, a screenshot of which was provided to Guardian Australia by someone who had seen it on Instagram, offered fake digital vaccine certificates that can be loaded into a phone’s digital wallet via the Medicare Express app or myGov account.

The ad appeared in the Instagram Stories feed – where ads appear between photos and videos uploaded by accounts a user follows.

Developer Richard Nelson, who raised concerns in August about the digital certificates by demonstrating they could be faked in 10 minutes, told the Full Story podcast this week that many people had since asked him how to forge theirs. He has declined those requests.

Có chích thì nên.
(Châm chích ngôn)

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Vật lý trường thành:

7m wall has gone up on a Sydney beach
https://www.theguardian.com/environm...ivate-property

“We really didn’t want to build a wall,” says Bob Orth. But Orth is one of 10 residents of Collaroy, on Sydney’s northern beaches, who have each paid $300,000 to do just that.

And not just any wall. Construction began in December on a seven-metre-high sheer concrete structure below the residents’ properties, which overlook a beach that has become notorious for dramatic erosion every time there is a big storm.

Collaroy is no stranger to storms – the author Ruth Park sketched a vivid first-hand account of one when she lived in the area in 1945 – and the most famous one hit in 2016, when monster waves swept up the beach and washed away the shore, tearing a private pool from its moorings and leaving houses teetering on the brink.

Loài người nghe đã chợt lạc loài
Trên thân dã tràng tủi phận
Hoài công tháng năm xe cát biển không
(Tường công phụng)

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Phái Dũ Đang (tức là Du đãng):

New Zealand gang leaders unite to urge community to get Covid shots
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...te-covid-shots

Seven New Zealand gang leaders, representing four of the country’s most well-known street gangs, have joined forces in a video urging their communities to get vaccinated, in a concept that was conjured up by a government minister.

In the four-minute video, Denis O’Reilly, who joined the Black Power gang aged 19, says he had “taken a few shots” in his time, including the two shots against Covid-19, and he is asking his community “to do the same”.

Một băng làm chẳng nên non
Bảy băng tụm lại nên hòn núi cao.

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Phái Dũ Đang (tức là Du đãng)

who joined the Black Power gang aged 19, says he had “taken a few shots”

Chắc học chiêu này của trưởng lão Trần Đại,
theo truyền thuyết bày bán ở chợ sách thì phái
này có chưởng môn là Duyên Anh.

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Ừ, "Mơ thành người găng tơ" của Diên Anh.

Bên Mỹ thời xưa cũng có nhóm nhạc ráp Wu tang clan, cũng có chút máu giang hồ xã hội... đen.

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New Zealand: Tân khoai lang

New Zealand potato weighing 7.9kg could claim world record
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...m-world-record

A giant 7.9kg potato found in a New Zealand couple’s overgrown garden may set a new world record for the largest of its kind ever to be discovered.

Colin and Donna Craig-Brown were doing a spot of weeding in their Hamilton back yard, when Colin’s hoe hit something below the ground.

“So I said to Donna this must be one of those white kūmara (sweet potato) that we grew,” he told Stuff, “because some of them just grew massive here.”


The bulbous tuber weighs the same as an extra-large turkey and would exceed the allowance for check-in luggage. The couple named their new discovery Doug, and have grown pretty fond of him.

“We put a hat on him. We put him on Facebook, taking him for a walk, giving him some sunshine,” Colin told the NZ Herald. “It’s all a bit of fun. It’s amazing what entertains people.”

Ba em trồng khoai lang
Đào lên thấy khoai bự
Nặng gần bằng 8 ký…
(Vô danh)