Úc

[Triển]

Ốc chớ lo, khỏi cừn tắm, không bị ...thoát y, mần màn biểu diễn ...catwalk ..., theo luật Biosecurity do Bộ Nông nghiệp, Thủy sản và Lâm nghiệp chịu trách nhiệm, khi máy bay từ nước ngoài vào Úc, lúc còn trên không, gần đáp xuống là phả thuốc khử trùng hết rồi .

Trời, nữ tráng sĩ diệt cóc này không hiểu nhiều về gia chánh. Ốc khử trùng không phả thuốc. Người ta mang ngâm ớt cơ.

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Trời, nữ tráng sĩ diệt cóc này không hiểu nhiều về gia chánh. Ốc khử trùng không phả thuốc. Người ta mang ngâm ớt cơ.

Thầy Triển nhân đạo quá hà, trước khi ngâm ớt ốc, có ai muốn thử ốc mát -xa mặt cho da mịn màng hông ta !
Ôc trong vườn TL nhiều quá chắc phải thử cho biết, truớc khi thử bỏ đói ốc chứ hông thì ốc ...i nặng ...ị seo ! mừ chắc là nhột dữ lém !
Chất nhớt tự nhiên của ốc rất tốt cho da mặt, hơn cả kem dưỡng da, các mỹ viện trên thế giới có dùng cho khách cả nam, nữ.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/vi...ls-japan-video
A beauty salon in Tokyo is offering facial treatments in which snails provide slime to treat the skin. According to a beautician, snail slime removes dry skin, makes the face supple and moisturizes. The centre currently only houses enough snails for one facial per day, as the creatures' slime runs out quickly
Source: ITN

CBS News




UK
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ine-salon.html

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Cầu vừa đủ xoài:

flying mangoes and an almighty downpour in north Queensland
https://www.theguardian.com/australi...rth-queensland

Roy Zammataro was at his home in Newell Beach, north of Port Douglas, when Tropical Cyclone Jasper struck.

He said a nearby mango tree proved to be the biggest threat – with fruit ripped from its branches turned into projectiles.

“They were like bullets, they were flying,” he said.

Cho anh nghe nặng trái xoài rụng rơi…
(Ngậm ngùi)

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Tropical Cyclone Jasper has just gone ...

Mưa lớn, ngập lụt, máy bay nằm bơi trong nước ở Cairns airport, cá sấu lên đường ...
Hình một ngày trước

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Mưa phố biển:

Christmas weather could be stormy in Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne and Canberra
https://www.theguardian.com/australi...e-and-canberra

Residents of Australia’s eastern states have been warned to prepare for severe storms forecast over the Christmas weekend.

Thunderstorms are expected between Christmas Eve and Boxing Day across a broad region, including much of New South Wales and south-east Queensland and spreading down into Victoria.

Authorities are warning residents to prepare for potential flash flooding, with falls of up to 100mm forecast.

Dường như mưa đi ngang cửa
Gió mùa đông Úc se lòng…
(Nỗi nhớ miền đông)

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Ngày Úc hận:

thousands protest against Australia Day
https://www.theguardian.com/australi...tional-holiday

Thousands of Australians protested against the anniversary of British colonisation on Friday, with large crowds across the country calling for Australia Day to be moved and for a day of mourning to instead be held on what they call “Invasion Day”.

Speeches in major cities highlighted anger and despair over high Indigenous incarceration rates, deaths in custody and the forced removal of First Nations children from their families. The rallies come months after the proposal for an Indigenous voice to parliament was overwhelmingly defeated at a national referendum.

In Victoria, the host of the Invasion Day rally congratulated those who chopped Captain Cook off a statue in St Kilda on Thursday, drawing applause from the crowd outside parliament.

Cùng trong một cuộc lễ nghi
Người ngồi cười nụ người đi chửi thầm
(Hận trường tân thanh)

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Úc mừng năm mới:

Sydney’s lunar new year celebrations grow bigger every year
https://www.theguardian.com/australi...-of-the-dragon

The significance of the festival’s growth isn’t lost on older migrants, who arrived in a very different Australia and have witnessed the country gradually embracing their culture and traditions. “It’s very rewarding to see what it has become,” Chan says. “When I first came to Sydney in the 70s there were hardly any Chinese-Australians in school, hardly any immigrants from Asia around. But in the time since, it is so great to see how many immigrants have called Sydney home and made these celebrations more significant.

There are dozens of events organised by councils in Sydney to mark the celebration, including dragon boat races on Darling Harbour, the Lunar Lanes night markets in Haymarket and a wide range of street markets scheduled for February.

The celebration will be a boon for businesses, with hundreds of thousands of tourists expected to arrive in the city. Many of them will head to Chatswood, where the celebrations are expected to generate a $10.2m increase in visitor spending. Events, which will run until 25 February, include lion dance performances, a comedy gala, musical experiences and an art installation honouring the year of the dragon.

Xia says the growing prominence of lunar new year reflects the city’s changing face. On the other side of the city in Canterbury-Bankstown, councillor Jessie Nguyen says the celebration is the biggest event of the year for many of the communities that call the region home. More than 20% of residents across Canterbury-Bankstown are of Chinese, Vietnamese or Korean descent, with more than 10% born in Vietnam and China.

Chỉ còn thiếu cái chợ hoa bị ế là y chang Tết ở Việt nam.

Happy New Sydney!

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Ăn Tết kỹ:

Missing workers cause serious delays at Australian airports
https://www.theguardian.com/australi...087c3c326279de

On Monday, Airservices requested a ground delay program from 3PM until the airport’s curfew at 11PM (done during times of staff shortages to avoid planes holding mid-air) restricting arrivals at Sydney airport to 26 per hour, down from the normal cap of 80 take offs and landings per hour (roughly split between 40 of each).

The disruptions had nothing to do with weather but were solely related to two air traffic controllers based at Sydney Airport’s control tower – who are entitled to unlimited sick leave under their terms of employment – who didn’t turn up for work on Monday. Airservices Australia CEO Jason Harfield says none of Airservices 950 controllers around the country could replace the absent staff.

McKenzie: “It’s pretty incredible that two people don’t show up for work and the entire country is shut down”.

Một con người đau cả phi trường bỏ ngỏ…
(Tục ngữ)

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Đám cưới bà Ngoại: Two hearts beat as Wong!

Australian foreign minister weds long-time partner
https://www.theguardian.com/australi...me-in-adelaide

Entering federal parliament in 2002, Wong recently made history as Australia’s longest-serving female cabinet minister.

She initially toed the Labor line by publicly opposing same-sex marriage before becoming one of its loudest and most ardent advocates.

During the parliamentary debate in 2017 to expand marriage to same-sex couples like hers, the senator paid tribute to her partner Sophie and their daughters.

You may now kiss the bride, errr… either one…

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Thầy Ốc, chị Ba có gặp bà Wong ở ngoài đời, nghĩ hông ra sao họ có con với nhau được ta ? Hai người đều là phụ nữ mà ?