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    Quote Originally Posted by ốc View Post
    Luật của DC cho tự do khẩu nghiệp. Đứa xúi hông sao chỉ có đứa nào ngu nghe theo mới khổ. Chân tay nghiệp nặng hơn khẩu nghiệp.

    Lời nói không mắc nghiệp chi
    Lựa lời mà xúi người i-đi-ột.


    Cũng vì cái tự do giám đốc không dám làm đó, mà có đám
    chủ xị ngồi ở Hamburg bên Đức tính toán, xúi giục cho
    "chân tay nghiệp" ủi sập 2 cái tháp của Mỹ đó.
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    Đám chủ xị thời này dọn lên Fakebook với YouDupe, tha hồ mà xúi được nhiều đám tay chân làm.

    Trăm nghe không cần mắt thấy.
    Chăm nghe không cần đầu nghĩ.

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    mông trang:

    Quote Originally Posted by Business Insider
    The rescheduling means the astronauts will spend less time in special diapers they have to wear because of a toilet leak in the SpaceX Crew Dragon capsule.



    (more)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triển View Post
    special diapers
    Khố chuyên dụng cho phi hành gia thì gọi là “phi hành trang” đi.

    Đành rằng non nước xa xôi
    Sao cho trong ấm thì ngoài mới khô

    (Phi trường tân thanh)

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    Cụ bà mao như tuyết
    Tứ chi cương như thiết
    Khinh công tuyệt thiên hạ
    Cụ bà tẩu như phi...


    105-year-old unsatisfied after 100m world record
    https://www.theguardian.com/sport/20...a-world-record

    When she turned 100 she took up sprinting. In 2017 she set the 100m world record for women over the age of 100 with a time of 39:62. When her record was broken in September by Diane Friedman, Hawkins decided to compete in a new age category.

    “I love to run, and I love being an inspiration to others,” Hawkins said on Sunday. “I want to keep running as long as I can. My message to others is that you have to stay active if you want to be healthy and happy as you age.”

    The retired teacher is no stranger to athletic excellence. She started competing at the National Senior Games when she was 80, specialising in cycling time trials, and won several gold medals. She eventually ended her cycling career saying that “there wasn’t anyone left my age to compete with”.


    Several age records for the 100m have tumbled this year. In August, Hiroo Tanaka of Japan blazed home in 16.69 to set the male record in the 90 and over category.
    Phen này kỷ lục bà già gặp nhau.
    (Thể tháo trường tân thanh)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ốc View Post
    Phen này kỷ lục bà già gặp nhau.
    (Thể tháo trường tân thanh)
    cụ bà chạy bộ sắp "đụng hàng" với cụ bà đi bộ.
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    Dại gái:

    ‘How Johnson pledged help for my business to win my love’
    https://www.theguardian.com/politics...to-win-my-love

    One entry recalls how Johnson told her: “How can I be the thrust – the throttle – your mere footstep as you make your career? Tell me: how I can help you?”

    The diaries, however, indicate that Johnson pursued Arcuri, offering to advance her business interests in the apparent hope that this might lead to a sexual relationship with the woman who dubbed him “Alex the Great”.

    One diary entry, from 2012, states that Johnson told her: “I can barely control myself whenever I see you. You make me too excited. Baby I couldn’t wait. All year I have been waiting for you. All year. You drove me nuts. I have thought about no woman as I have thought of you.”
    Nghe càng tếu, nghĩ càng kinh
    Lạ cho mặt sắt cũng ngây vì tình
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    Chính trường tân thanh)

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    Tân hôn quân:

    Guests at a Kerala wedding
    https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...oms-name-india

    Marx, Lenin and Ho Chi Minh gathered in southern India at the weekend to watch Engels tie the knot.

    Engels and Lenin are brothers, while Marx and Ho Chi Minh are the sons of a local party activist, according to the Mathrubhumi newspaper.

    In June, a wedding in that state had Socialism being married in front of his brothers Communism, Leninism and Marxism.

    The hammer and sickle remain in vogue across Kerala, where the Communist party has governed for much of the last six decades, and revolutionary names such as Stalin and Trotsky are still popular.

    Tamil Nadu’s current chief minister is MK Stalin, named by his father in honour of the Soviet dictator.
    Hỏi tên rằng Hố Xí Minh
    Hỏi quê rằng Kế ra la cũng gần
    Quá niên trạc ngoại tứ tuần
    Mày râu nhẵn nhụi áo quần bảnh bao
    (Đoạn trường tân hôn)

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    Da trang (y chang):

    Californian firm touts ‘mushroom leather’
    https://www.theguardian.com/science/...ty-gamechanger

    Fine Mycelium, a patented material which can be grown from fungi in trays in a matter of weeks, replicates the appearance and feel of leather while outperforming it in strength and durability. The material recently made its high fashion debut as an exclusive Hermès handbag.

    Bolt Threads – another California-based biomaterials company working with mushroom leather, which collaborated with Stella McCartney on a handbag shown at Paris fashion week and is developing products with Adidas – is another leading player in the mushroom leather market, alongside MycoWorks.
    Da em chắc anh không cần da thú
    Giá em mềm anh chẳng tiếc tiền mua
    Trên cuộc đời sẽ chẳng bán da trâu
    Vì anh xài sa lông bằng da nấm…

    (Tháng sáu chờ mua)

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    Muốn làm ra cái túi da cần bao nhiêu cái núm?
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