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    Ngày Heo đất: winter is staying!

    Groundhog Day prediction
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...xsutawney-phil

    The spectacle that is Groundhog Day still went on, but because of the coronavirus pandemic, revelers were not able to see Phil and celebrate in person. It was all virtual and included cardboard cutouts to represent spectators.

    A live stream, which had more than 15,000 viewers at one point, played footage from previous Groundhog Days ahead of the big reveal.

    Then, of course, the prognosticator of prognosticators emerged at dawn. The lore goes that if the groundhog sees his shadow, as he did this year, there will be six more weeks of winter. If he doesn’t, spring comes early.

    This year, as in many years in the past, Phil gave his forecast during a major snowstorm.


    The annual event has its origin in a German legend about a furry rodent. Records show Phil has predicted longer winters more than 100 times. The 2020 forecast predicted an early spring – however, Phil didn’t say anything about a pandemic.
    Tôi đứng trên lầu cây trổ bông... (Phạm Bông Hiện)

    Tuyết hồi sáng.

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    Zoom trang: tai nạn nghề nghiệp

    Texas lawyer trapped by cat filter on Zoom call, informs judge he is not a cat
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...-filter-kitten

    Faced with hearing legal debate from the kitten’s cute but worried face, Judge Roy Ferguson of Texas’s 394th judicial district told Ponton: “I believe you have a filter turned on in the video settings. You might want to …”The Ponton/kitten entity then interrupts Ferguson in a panicked drawl: “Can you hear me, judge?”

    Ferguson responds: “I can hear you. I think it’s a filter …”

    “It is,” the cat-faced Ponton responds. “And I don’t know how to remove it. I’ve got my assistant here, she’s trying to, but I’m prepared to go forward with it … I’m here live. I’m not a cat.”

    Ferguson deadpans: “I can see that.”


    In the manner of good judges everywhere, Ferguson sought to use the example of human/feline fallibility as a teachable moment. He tweeted: “If a child used your computer, before you join a virtual hearing check the ‘Zoom video options’ to be sure filters are off.”


    He added: “These fun moments are a byproduct of the legal profession’s dedication to ensuring that the justice system continues to function in these tough times. Everyone involved handled it with dignity, and the filtered lawyer showed incredible grace. True professionalism all around!”
    Thêm một lý do không nên có con. No kidding.

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    Hát hỏng thời dịch: Đùi gà trang

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    Cổ trang:

    Florida women wear 'granny' disguise to try to get Covid vaccine
    https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...-covid-vaccine

    Two Florida women aged 34 and 44 dressed up as “grannies” – wearing bonnets and gloves – in a failed attempt to pass as old enough to be eligible for coronavirus jabs, according to local media reports.

    WFTV, an ABC-affiliated TV station in Orlando, reported that the pair had valid vaccine cards after having their first shots, but were denied their second ones.

    It quoted the Orange County health officer Dr Raul Pino as saying: “I don’t know how they escaped [detection] for the first time, but they came with the gloves, the glasses, the whole thing, and they are probably in their 20s.”

    Their real ages emerged later, a WFTV reporter said. According to the station, the two women were turned over to police. Officers said they were asked to issue trespass warnings and no other action was taken.
    Đừng tin phụ nữ, nhất là mấy "bà goại" bốn mươi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ốc View Post
    Cổ trang:
    but were denied their second ones.

    Nghĩa là lần đầu trót lọt?
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    Ừa làm được một lần rồi ham, đòi thêm.

    Được voi đòi tiêm (chích).

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    Giả trang: breakfast for champions

    Cocaine-covered corn flakes worth more than $2 million intercepted by U.S. officials
    https://news.yahoo.com/cocaine-covered-corn-flakes-worth-050100127.html

    The 44-pound shipment, which had come from Peru, carried an estimated street value of more than $2.2 million, according to the CBP.

    A narcotic-detecting canine was the one who alerted officials to the suspicious substance as the shipment passed through Cincinnati on its way to Hong Kong.

    Through testing, officials confirmed the substance was cocaine, the agency said.

    The CBP says it intercepted an average of about 3,677 pounds of drugs per day throughout the United States last year.


    Most important meal of the day.

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    Nữ trang: "no show" means "no show"

    Beach volleyball stars boycott Qatar tournament over bikini ban
    https://www.theguardian.com/sport/20...borger-boycott


    German beach volleyball stars Karla Borger and Julia Sude have said they will boycott a tournament in Qatar because it is “the only country” where players are forbidden from wearing bikinis on court.

    Yet female players have been asked to wear shirts and long trousers rather than the usual bikinis, a rule which the world beach volleyball federation, FIVB, claims is “out of respect for the culture and traditions of the host country”.
    Skin in the game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ốc View Post
    players are forbidden from wearing bikinis on court

    Nam trang: coi chừng sang năm giải vô địch túc cầu
    thế giới ở Qatar, cầu thủ phải mặc quần dài.


    Không chơi thì trận tan hoang
    Chơi thì phải mượn quần nàng oh dear!

    (toa Minh Mạng)

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    Thay trời làm tuyết: GI Snow

    Fake snow? Conspiracy theory claims Texas weather ‘government-generated’
    https://news.yahoo.com/fake-snow-con...151311503.html

    But one of the stranger responses to the disaster was the spread of viral conspiracy theory videos on TikTok, Facebook and Twitter claiming that the severe snow was actually “fake” and “government generated” as part of a sinister plot instigated by shadowy “elites”, presumably intentionally plunging Texas into its present state of chaos.

    “This goes out to our government and Bill Gates. Thank you Bill Gates for trying to f***ing trick us that this is real snow,” a woman says in one video as she holds a cigarette lighter to a snowball over her bathroom basin.

    “You’ll see it’s not melting and it’s going to burn. Snow don’t burn. Snow f***ing melts. No water, no dripping, no nothing. If I put this s*** in the microwave, it’s going to start sparking because there’s metal mixed in it.”



    Hết nước nói.

 

 

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