Diện trang

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Thân trang: no FKK

Australian surf club’s ban on nudity bewilders swimmers
https://www.theguardian.com/australi...lders-swimmers

Then the club put up a new sign in the changeroom: “Shower in your swimming costume / change with a towel around you.”

Pantle then received a letter in February from the club, warning she had breached their no nudity-in-changerooms policy.

“The club is a family friendly environment and … nudity is not acceptable,” the letter read. “Should you continue to ignore the rules, you will be subject to disciplinary action, and/or … termination of your membership.”

Học cho lắm tắm không cho ở truồng.
(Úc ngữ)

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Tửu trang: "Stormy Manhattan $13(0,000.00)"



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Stormy thì phải có dưa hấu hay bưởi — chanh là sai cỡ.

- bưởi: từ chữ BỰ ỞI trong tiếng Việt

(còn tiếp)

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Trâm trang: criminal enterprise

fake mugshot T-shirt
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...stormy-daniels

Gian hùng xài một lũ hâm
Những phường bán áo kiếm cơm sá gì
(Chính trường tân thanh)

[Triển]

Phi ngục bất phú, phi thú bất lương, phi cương bất hoại.

[Triển]

Stormy thì phải có dưa hấu hay bưởi — chanh là sai cỡ.

- bưởi: từ chữ BỰ ỞI trong tiếng Việt

(còn tiếp)

Hàng ghép thì chanh là đỡ rồi. Tân trang định kỳ coi chừng là hột gà ốp la.

[Triển]

Ca trang: "Hát hay không bằng hay hát"

U.K. musical The Bodyguard halted after fans ejected for refusing to stop singing I Will Always Love You



Melody Thornton peforms during The Bodyguard musical in Manchester, England. After Friday's performance was disrupted when a couple of fans wouldn't stop competing with her singing, Thornton thanked fans who were respectful and apologized for those who were not. (Kate Green/Getty Images for The National Lottery)

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Sao hông ca bản nào khác khán giả chưa biết? Soạn lại bổn cũ hoài làm chi dễ bị bắt bài.

Nghề ca cũng lắm công phu
Làng ca thì phải biết dư chục bài
Ngẫm rằng ai cũng như ai
Người ta ai mất tiền hoài đến đây?
(Hí trường tân thanh)

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Dân Anh không biết chiêu trả 130 đồng bịt miệng. Cần gì tập nhiều bài cho mệt.

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Hậu trang: Mộng dưới hoa

It is time to leave the butt implant era behind
https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...ant-era-behind

There have been numerous headlines in recent months declaring “the end of the BBL era”. These have, in part, been sparked by intense speculation that some of the Kardashians may have had their (alleged but denied) procedures (allegedly) reversed. Rapper Cardi B also had her butt implants taken out last year and warned her fans off getting them.

A 2017 study found one in 3,000 BBLs ended in death. By comparison, another study found that cosmetic breast surgery was associated with a mortality rate of 1 in 72,000 procedures.

Now the New York Post (a leading authority on cleavage and posteriors) has waded in with yet more evidence that the BBL era may be behind us. A recent report claims that New Yorkers are paying $25,000 to have their artificial behinds sucked out.

One Fifth Avenue cosmetic surgeon told the tabloid that reversing BBLs, or reconstructing “overfilled” ones, is now his most popular procedure.

Mông đăng hậu đối.
(Tục ngữ)