Diện trang

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MyPillow trang: lời nói không mất tiền mua, nhưng mất tiền bồi thường

Mike Lindell ordered to pay $5m
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...0-election-lie

He announced his “Prove Mike Wrong Challenge” at a “cyber symposium” in South Dakota in 2021, saying he would give $5m to anyone who could disprove what he claimed was genuine election data he had obtained.

On Wednesday, a panel of the American Arbitration Association ruled in a dispute between Lindell and Robert Zeidman, an expert who took up the challenge.

Based on its analysis, the panel said, “Mr Zeidman performed under the contract … Failure to pay Mr Zeidman the $5m prized was a breach of the contract, entitling him to recover.”

Bịnh từ miệng mà vào, tiền từ miệng mà ra.
(Tịc ngữ)

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Đài trang: trống không mông quạnh

mermaid statue causes stir in southern Italy
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...southern-italy

The statue was created by students at the Luigi Rosso art school in Monopoli before being positioned in a square named after the scientist Rita Levi-Montalcini.

The artwork, which is yet to be officially inaugurated, became a target of ridicule after photos taken during its installation were shared on social media.

Adolfo Marciano, the headteacher of the Luigi Rosso art school, defended the statue, saying it was a “tribute to the great majority of women who are curvy”.

Chắc tại bó chân nên nó dồn lên thành ra bông mự.

Bốn bề bát ngát hai mông
Triều dâng hôm sớm mây lồng trước sau
(Quảng trường tân thanh)

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Tiên sinh Ốc đang nhớ chuyện "bông vụ" phải không?

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bông mự.

Sau 75 có gà bơm, vịt bơm. Cái này chắc là cá bơm.

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Ừa chắc là cá bông mơm.

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Nam trang: cha chung không ai biết

Dutch sperm donor to stop after 550 children
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...r-550-children

Dutch judges have ordered a man suspected of fathering more than 550 children through sperm donations to stop donating, in the latest fertility scandal to shock the Netherlands.

Should he continue with his donations, he would face a €100,000 (£88,000) fine for each transgression, as well as additional fines, the judge ordered.

Dutch clinical guidelines say a donor should not father more than 25 children in 12 families, but judges said the man had helped produce between 550 and 600 children since he started donating sperm in 2007.

Con đàn cháu đống. Còn hơn Lạc long quân nữa.

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Nắng trang trang:

Madrid suffer in record heat
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...d-spanish-heat

But for Carlos, 49, the perspiring Peruvian beneath the Sonic suit, and for all those who work outdoors – the street sweepers, postal workers, builders, food delivery cyclists, waiters and hawkers, to name only a few – the job is the job, whatever the thermometer says.

Carlos and his colleagues in the plaza – who today include Chucky the homicidal doll, Super Mario and Bart Simpson, decked out in the Real Madrid kit of Vinícius Júnior – know that the sun brings tourists, and tourists mean photo opportunities and money. But the work is punishing.

April 2023 is set to become the hottest, driest April in Spain ever recorded. The culprit is hardly unexpected.Memories of last year’s heatwaves and forest fires are still fresh in Spain. In May 2022, temperatures in parts of the country exceeded 40C.

Trời trưa nắng cho da hồng
Mây qua mau em than rầu
Cầu mưa xuống như hôm nào…
(Mưa hông?)

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Băng trang: cứng như đá

Canadian phallic iceberg prompts merriment
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...oundland-dildo

Believed by many to be some of the cleanest water on the planet, icebergs are also harvested during the spring.

The water, once bottled, is sold all around the world, including in China, Korea and Saudi Arabia. In 2019, thieves pilfered $9,000 worth of iceberg water.

To như cọc cứng như ngà
Dày dày sẵn đúc một toà thiên nhiên
(Điểu trường tân thanh)

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Phô mai trang:

Chinese ‘European mozzarella’
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...ean-mozzarella

He took particular issue with “the exploitation” of monuments hailing from Veneto, “as well as the leaning Tower of Pisa”. “Monuments that are recognisable by anyone, used to sell a somewhat questionable mozzarella,” he said. “This imaginary ‘European mozzarella’ is made up of several slices that have been produced, according to the packaging, in Austria by a company based in China.”

Called European Mozzarella Cheese, the product is made in Austria by Suki, a brand of the China-based Gaofu Foods, and sold in a package that includes Chinese writing alongside sketches of the Tower of Pisa and a gondola sailing along the Grand Canal towards the Rialto Bridge in Venice.

Mấy chữ Tàu là Mã Tô Lý Lạp Nãi Đặc. Chắc là để bán cho dân Tàu trong lục địa.

Tiếc thay chút sữa cũ càng
Dẫu làm ở Ý mà mang tên Tàu
(Thị trường tân thanh)

[Triển]

Mấy chữ Tàu là Mã Tô Lý Lạp Nãi Đặc. Chắc là để bán cho dân Tàu trong lục địa.

Chắc phụ nữ tàu bây giờ già đi muốn sống lâu hơn, sợ bị loãng xương.