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Dã trang: mò phôn đáy biển

Indian official suspended after draining reservoir to retrieve phone
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...eservoir-phone

Millions of litres of water were pumped over three days from the Kherkatta dam in the state of Chhattisgarh after Rajesh Vishwas, a food inspector, said his Samsung mobile held sensitive government data.

In a statement to local media, Vishwas said he had contacted a sub-divisional officer for permission to drain “some water” into a nearby canal. The drained amount, more than 2m litres of water, was enough to irrigate 600 hectares (1,500 acres) of farmland, according to reports.

After enlisting divers and using two diesel pumps to partly drain the reservoir, the phone was discovered days later but was too waterlogged for use.

Priyanka Shukla, a Kanker district official, told the National newspaper: “He has been suspended until an inquiry. Water is an essential resource and it cannot be wasted like this.”

Dã tràng tát nước biển nông
Nhọc nhằn mà mất luôn công việc làm
(Ca dao)

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Cấm trang: dâm thư

Utah school district banned Bible, considers removing Book of Mormon
https://www.theguardian.com/books/20...-of-morman-ban

The latest potential removal comes just a week after the Bible was taken off the shelves of libraries in elementary and middle schools after being deemed by a committee to be inappropriate because it contained “vulgarity or violence”.

The school district said it would assess the Book of Mormon for “all elements of the definitions of pornographic or indecent materials” as defined under a Utah law concerning sensitive materials.

The debate in Utah has centered upon a law passed last year that allows parents to request the removal of books containing pornographic or indecent material.

Cấm qua cấm lại mới toại lòng nhau
(Tục ngữ)

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tân trang: Donald Trump compares himself to Mona Lisa in S4C interview

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Hai bà trang:

Christophe Claret wanted to pay homage to the two sisters Trung nammed "Hai Ba Trung", two vietnamese heroines of the first century, who repelled Chinese attacks for 3 years.

« Hai Ba Trung » is a Westminster flying tourbillon minute repeater provided with a 4 jaquemart automatons featuring Hai Ba Trung.

Entirely handmade miniature painting, by Mr André Martinez, is thus staged in the new painting of the Legend unique piece collection of Christophe Claret.

The Westminster minute repeater mechanism allows you to play a musical tune when the quarters ring. Each quarters has a different ringtone « C D E G ; G D E C ; E G D C. » This ringtone, resulting from a collaboration between Christophe Claret and a virtuoso violinist, offers notes with optimal quality.

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Chỉnh trang: about ducking time

Apple to tweak autocorrect of the most common expletives
https://www.theguardian.com/technolo...mon-expletives

Apple has announced it will upgrade its autocorrect feature that annoyingly corrects one of the most common expletives to “ducking”.

But the “ducking” substitution is a longstanding source of mirth or frustration, depending on how many times one has had to rewrite their own texts or scream at one’s own device.

“In those moments where you just want to type a ducking word, well, the keyboard will learn it, too,” said Craig Federighi, Apple’s software chief.

Ducking chắc dịch sang tiếng Việt là “đồ mắc vịt”.

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Cáo trạng: lawless and disorder

Trump charged with illegal retention of classified documents
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...fied-documents

The former president was indicted on charges of wilful retention of national security material, obstruction and conspiracy, the person said. Trump and his legal team were told of the charges on Thursday afternoon.

Criminal charges against Trump in the Mar-a-Lago documents investigation means the former president is now a defendant in a second case after he was indicted on state charges in New York by the Manhattan district attorney over his role in hush-money payments to an adult film star in 2016.

The indictment by the special counsel Jack Smith also means the country must grapple with the unprecedented situation of a twice-impeached, twice-charged former president running for re-election.

Lock him up.

Cá cắn câu biết đâu mà gỡ
Trâm vào tù biết thuở nào ra
(Ca dạo)

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Từ trang: BoJo bỏ job

Boris Johnson’s resignation statement
https://www.theguardian.com/politics...tement-in-full

I have received a letter from the privileges committee making it clear – much to my amazement – that they are determined to use the proceedings against me to drive me out of parliament.

I did not lie, and I believe that in their hearts the Committee know it.

Their purpose from the beginning has been to find me guilty, regardless of the facts. This is the very definition of a kangaroo court.

Nghe quen quen. Trâm mập của Mỹ bị lòi ra tội lỗi cũng đổ thừa “kangaroo court” để lấp liếm. Nixon thì cứ phân trần “I’m not a crook” sau khi từ chức vì vụ Oa tờ ghét.

Thương tình Bô vít thơ ngây
Găp cơn dịch cúm vẫn hay party
(Đoạn trường dân Anh)

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Từ trang: BoJo bỏ job

Boris Johnson’s resignation statement
https://www.theguardian.com/politics...tement-in-full



Nghe quen quen. Trâm mập của Mỹ bị lòi ra tội lỗi cũng đổ thừa “kangaroo court” để lấp liếm. Nixon thì cứ phân trần “I’m not a crook” sau khi từ chức vì vụ Oa tờ ghét.

Thương tình Bô vít thơ ngây
Găp cơn dịch cúm vẫn hay party
(Đoạn trường dân Anh)

Mấy ông này phải học quan thầy Việt Nam, chỉ cần làm bảng kiểm điểm rút kinh nghiệm là được rồi, đâu cần đổ thừa.

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Khẩu trang: "một nụ cười bằng 10 thang thuốc bổ".
Một khóa học cười ở Nhựt Bổn tốn 52 euro.

Students attend £45 SMILING lessons after years of wearing Covid masks

People in Japan are paying £44 for a one hour 'smile education' lesson
Many fear they have forgotten how to smile after wearing masks for years



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Khẩu trang: "một nụ cười bằng 10 thang thuốc bổ".
Một khóa học cười ở Nhựt Bổn tốn 52 euro.

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