Không thày đố mày dạy ai? (

Bé không học lớn làm sinh viên:

Ninety-year-old woman is oldest person to graduate from Illinois university
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...oman-graduates

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On Sunday, the 90-year-old received a bachelor’s of general studies from Northern Illinois University more than seven decades after she first stepped on campus, becoming what officials believe to be the eldest person to ever graduate from the school.

According to WREX, DeFauw initially enrolled at her alma mater in 1951, when Americans were first introduced to the inventions of super glue, videotape recorders and credit cards. The school was known as Northern Illinois State Teachers College at the time. Her name was Joyce Kane, and originally she pursued a teaching degree but switched her major to home economics.

Using a computer given to her as a gift, DeFauw took her classes online, including through shutdowns associated with the early days of the coronavirus pandemic in 2020. It was the first computer she ever owned, WREX reported, citing her family.

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Chín mươi chưa gọi là lành.
(Tục ngữ)

Không cho học đố mày làm gì được:

Taliban ban women from university
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...sity-education

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Meena, who was at university when the Taliban last seized power in the late 1990s, said she could well understand her student’s fears. “I lost many years of my education last time they were in power. And the day the Taliban took over Kabul, I knew that they would ban the girls from university.

Afghan women have been subjected to months of increasingly tighter restrictions, she said, but many had still hoped that education would remain accessible.

The ban on higher education comes less than three months after thousands of girls and women sat university entrance exams across the country, with many aspiring to choose engineering and medicine as future careers.

In November they were prohibited from going to parks, funfairs, gyms and public baths.

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Tuyệt học vô mưu.
(Đạo Hồi kinh)

Bé không học lớn làm dân biểu:

New York congressman-elect admits lying about college and work history
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...d-work-history

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Santos’s exaggerations were first identified by the New York Times, which questioned claims including that he had worked at two prominent Wall Street banks; had obtained degrees in finance and economics from two New York colleges; that he was Jewish; and that four employees of his company were killed in the Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando, Florida, in June 2016.

But he also acknowledged he “didn’t graduate from any institution of higher learning.

The Times uncovered Brazilian court records showing that he was once charged with fraud, for using a stolen checkbook.

The Daily Beast has reported that Santos, who has identified as gay, was divorced from a woman in September 2019.

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Nước quả lựu máu mào gà
Mượn bằng đại học gọi là sinh viên
Mập mờ đánh lận dân đen
Bao nhiêu cũng bấy nhiêu tiền mất chi?
(Nghị trường tân thanh)

Không cần, đố thầy dạy ai: Không biết chữ lớn lên làm giám đốc

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Không biết chữ vẫn làm giám đốc Trung Tâm Đăng Kiểm Xe ở Sài Gòn

(coi nữa)

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Originally Posted by Triển

Không cần, đố thầy dạy ai: Không biết chữ lớn lên làm giám đốc

Không biết chữ vẫn làm giám đốc Trung Tâm Đăng Kiểm Xe ở Sài Gòn

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Ừa con nít đi học chủ yếu là để giúp thày giáo có công ăn việc làm hông thôi họ ở không, nhàn cư vi bất thiện.

Tiếng Anh cũng có câu triết lý: Ai hông biết làm gì thì đi dạy học. (Those who can’t do, teach.)

Không dạy đố thày làm nên.
(Tục ngữ)

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Originally Posted by ốc

Ừa con nít đi học chủ yếu là để giúp thày giáo có công ăn việc làm hông thôi họ ở không, nhàn cư vi bất thiện.

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Không phải chủ yếu mà là chủ đích, nhàn cư hơi bất tiện.

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Originally Posted by ốc

Ừa con nít đi học chủ yếu là để giúp thày giáo có công ăn việc làm hông thôi họ ở không, nhàn cư vi bất thiện.

Tiếng Anh cũng có câu triết lý: Ai hông biết làm gì thì đi dạy học. (Those who can’t do, teach.)

Không dạy đố thày làm nên.
(Tục ngữ)

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Tiếng Việt có câu triết lý của đại tá nào đó ở Việt Nam, đại khái là Ai hông biết làm gì thì đi bộ đội

Không tiền đố mày làm nên?

Mastermind of US college admission bribery scheme sentenced to 3.5 years
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ntenced-prison

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The punishment for Rick Singer, 62, is the longest sentence handed down in the sprawling scandal that embarrassed some of the nation’s most prestigious universities and put a spotlight on the secretive admissions system already seen as rigged in favor of the rich.

Those sent to prison for participating in the scheme include Full House actor Lori Loughlin, her fashion designer husband Mossimo Giannulli, and Desperate Housewives star Felicity Huffman. Coaches from schools including Yale, Stanford, Georgetown and UCLA admitted to accepting bribes.

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Con ơi nhớ lấy lời cha
Một đêm hối lộ bằng ba năm học
(Tục ngữ)

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Originally Posted by ốc

Tiếng Anh cũng có câu triết lý: Ai hông biết làm gì thì đi dạy học.

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Không làm nên thì làm thày?

Hillary Clinton to join Columbia University as global affairs professor
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...airs-professor

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Clinton, who will assume her new position on 1 February, will work alongside the Sipa dean, Keren Yarhi-Milo, and other senior faculty members on a “variety of major initiatives,” Bollinger said.

“Secretary Clinton will help us deliver on our mission to educate a new generation of principled policy leaders and generate innovative ideas grounded in research,” Yarhi-Milo said.

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Bé không đắc cử lớn làm giáo sư.

Không AI đố mày làm nên?

New York City schools ban AI chatbot that writes essays and answers prompts
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...hatbot-chatgpt

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New York City schools have banned ChatGPT, the artificial intelligence chatbot that generates human-like writing including essays, amid fears that students could use it to cheat.

ChatGPT was created by OpenAI, an independent artificial intelligence research foundation co-founded by Elon Musk in 2015. Released last November, OpenAI’s chatbot is able to create stunningly human-like responses to a wide range of questions and various writing prompts.

ChatGPT is trained on a large sample of text taken from the internet and interacts with users in a dialogue format.

According to OpenAI, the conversation format allows ChatGPT “to answer follow-up questions, admit its mistakes, challenge incorrect premises, and reject inappropriate requests”. Users can request rephrasings, summaries and expansions on the texts that it churns out.

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Bé không học lớn xài AI.

Bắn thày đố mày làm nên:

Six-year-old intentionally shot teacher in Virginia school
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...t-shot-teacher

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Police said in a statement that they have arrested the boy accused of shooting a female teacher at Richneck elementary school in Newport News, Virginia, a city in the south-eastern part of the state.

The student has since been taken into custody, and the teacher, a woman in her 30s, was taken to a local hospital to be treated for injuries that were “believed to be life-threatening”, according to the police department. Drew told reporters the teacher’s condition had improved somewhat by late afternoon.

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Sáu tuổi chưa gọi là lành.

Mama, put my gun in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore
That long black cloud is coming down
I feel like I'm knocking on prison's door
(Bob Dylinquent)