https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5akVU_8px4
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Hàn trang:
South Korea’s nose-only ‘kosk’ mask
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...aises-eyebrows
Bệnh từ mũi mà vào, dịch từ miệng mà ra.Quote:
The “kosk”, a combination of ko, the Korean word for nose, and mask, has been released by a company called Atman and sells for 9,800 won ($8.13; £5.99) for a box of 10 on online retailer Coupang. It consists of two pieces, one of which can be removed to leave the mouth uncovered.
Meanwhile, three resusable “Copper Antivirus Nose Masks” which only cover the nose at all times are available in different colours for 2,000 won ($1.65; £1.22) from Spar Clone Fabric, also on Coupang. The masks are designed to be worn under a regular mask that covers the mouth, which can be removed when dining out or drinking with other people.
https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/14886...jpg&name=small
(Tục ngữ)
Vũ trang: Killing me softly with pillows.
Pillow fighting could be the next great combat sport
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/20...ship-pfc-sport
Gieo gối bông nhẹ tựa hồng maoQuote:
The pillows – which make a crinkling sound like a dry diaper when held still and crack like a horsewhip when connecting with a cheekbone – are queen-sized, stuffed with foam and encased in nylon sailcloth. Fighters are matched up according to relative size and experience levels by what’s called a “matchmaker” in the universe of combat sports.
There are only three 90-second rounds because hurling a broad, 2lb pillow with the torque of a golf club becomes virtually impossible after the four-minute mark, even for athletes in elite shape.
“I’ve been in martial arts my entire life, and I can tell you that this is going to be bigger than all of them,” says Yuri Villefort, a Brazilian professional MMA fighter who runs Indio Dojo in Boca Raton, one of the first gyms to partner with Williams. “Anyone can compete, and anyone can win. It doesn’t matter your size, age, or background.”
“You wouldn’t believe what’s going on,” he says over the phone. “Japan, England, Brazil, America – they all want to know about pillow fighting.”
(Chinh phụ ngâm)
Nha trang (Home Depot):
Home Depot worker allegedly swapped $387,500 in play money for real bills
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...lay-money-scam
Cha mẹ xài tiền giả làm chi? Móc heo (piggy bank) của con cái rồi lấy tiền giả thế vô?Quote:
In security footage, Pineda was reportedly seen stuffing bundles of real money into his pocket, and replacing the original notes with fake ones after cashiers brought him the registers’ bills.
Fake dollar bills are not hard to get online, and the ones Pineda allegedly used to scam his employers had “PLAYMONEY” written in place of serial numbers.
On Amazon, there are scores of “prop money” listings from numerous sellers, most of them with high reviews.
For about $8, buyers can purchase 150 “pieces” that include bills and coins. The products on Amazon are advertised as “pretend play” for children or for “educational” purposes. And they seem to be a favorite for parents as well.
Có tiền mua tiền cũng được.
(Tệ ngữ)
Mũi tên hòn đạn vô tình:
Nerf gun dart removed from Queensland family’s frog
https://www.theguardian.com/australi...-resident-frog
Thích Nhất Bia:Quote:
When frogs eat something they shouldn’t, they don’t regurgitate it like humans.
When they accidentally eat a living wasp or poisonous insect, they will push their stomach out of their mouth like a pocket turned inside out, “scoop out” the offending object and then swallow their stomach again, Prendergast said.
Prendergast said the incident was a reminder to keep litter and other objects away from wildlife.
Prendergast and fellow snake catcher Jeremy often get called out to rescue animals that have become entangled or trapped in litter such as plastic bags, or in one case a tennis ball.
On Tuesday night she said they received a call to rescue an eastern brown snake that had been caught in an empty beer can after hunting a family of mice. Having swallowed the mice that had been nesting in the can, it had become trapped and had to be cut free.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tCjymaTUoc
Liêu trang chí dị:
Ghost village emerges as drought empties reservoir
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...ervoir-aceredo
Quote:
A ghost village that has emerged as drought has nearly emptied a dam on the Spanish-Portuguese border is drawing crowds of tourists with its eerie, grey ruins.
Walking on the muddy ground cracked by the drought in some spots, visitors found partially collapsed roofs, bricks and wooden debris that once made up doors or beams, and even a drinking fountain with water still streaming from a rusty pipe.
Crates with empty beer bottles were stacked by what used to be a cafe, and a semi-destroyed old car was rusting away by a stone wall.
Lối xưa xe mục thùng bia cũ
Nền cũ sân nhà mái vẹo xiêu
(Bà huyện tham quan)
Chiến chanh ở nông trang:
Mexico lime inflation as cartels gouge prices
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/feb/12/mexico-lime-prices-shortages-cartels
Cùng đi chợ thì cùng sẽ thấyQuote:
Prices often peak in winter but this year they have reached unprecedented highs, due to falling production, continued exports and colder weather. The average cost of limes has tripled since January 2021 – from 17 pesos (almost a dollar) to 56 pesos per kilo, according to state data.
“The lime trade is a billion-dollar industry and, for any criminal group, it’s very easy and extremely profitable for them to go to the farmers and tell them what they need to pay for protection,” said Le Cour. “It’s classic mafia.”
It’s not just the lime trade which has been ensnared by cartels. A large majority of Mexico’s exports of avocados also come from Michoacán – the site of some of the fiercest battles following the launch of the militarised war on drugs in 2006.
“It’s a perfect storm of problems with limes. And sadly, the American consumer only cares about their margarita and squeezing wedges of lime on their tacos. Limes and avocados have essentially become the edible version of drugs, due to the misery their growing consumption is causing.”
Giá chanh xanh những mấy chục cents
Hàng chanh xanh ngắt một màu
Người mua kẻ bán ai sầu hơn ai?
(Chanh phụ ngâm)
Thời trang:
February sucks
https://www.theguardian.com/media/20...reporter-viral
Quote:
February straight up sucks. This is the “news” that was broken by local reporter Kevin Killeen of St Louis’s KMOX.
In a voiceover describing images of the city’s downtown, he declares, “This looks like a place where people who are being punished are sent.”
“You ever have that feeling that something’s bothering you, but you don’t know what it is? It feels like you could almost get up to the point to see what’s wrong with life itself,” he elaborated. But we can’t: “It’s an elusive target.”
Tháng Hai bụi phủ từng vai ghế
Tôi với bàn chia nỗi ngổn ngang
(Khúc tháng Hai)
Tìnder trang: tiền mất tiếng mang
Americans lost $1bn to Tinder romance cons last year, FBI says
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...e-scam-con-fbi
Quote:
Scammers often use poetry, flowers and other gifts to charm their victims, while keeping them concerned with stories of severe life circumstances, tragedies, death and injuries.
In 2020, there were approximately 24,000 complaints filed to IC3 that were categorized as romance scams, nearly 4,300 more than the previous year. The estimated losses in 2020 totaled approximately $605m – though the real figure is likely to be higher, given many victims feel too embarrassed, ashamed or humiliated to report being taken advantage of.
A study released last year by the cyber protection agency Malwarebytes revealed that people with less digital literacy are more prone to such scams. Those typically include ethnic minorities, women and older people, according to Malwarebytes.
Hỡi thế gian Tìnder là chi mà đôi lứa hẹn thề sống chết?
(Lý mặt sầu)
Tây ban nha trang:
Spanish statue bodge-up is a new rival to Borja's Monkey Christ
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...-monkey-christ
https://mobile.twitter.com/aitorloiz...97272195706880
Ngó cũng giống tranh của Picasso.Quote:
The latest Spanish restoration effort to provoke anguished headlines and much social media snarking is, or rather, was, a carved figure adorning an ornate, early 20th-century building in the north-western city of Palencia.
What was once the smiling face of a woman next to some livestock has been replaced with a crude countenance that bears a passing resemblance to the incumbent US president, Donald Trump.
The bodged restoration came to light after an artist placed pictures of the offending visage on Facebook on Saturday.
“The pictures are a bit blurry, but you can see the prank perfectly well,” said Antonio Guzmán Capel. “It looks like the head of a cartoon character.”
https://i.postimg.cc/8CnY6VRD/DAFDCA...397-F5-B71.jpg
Thà như xách búa đến phang tượng đá
Thà như con nít đến xây tượng đá
Có còn hơn không, có còn hơn không?
(Nguyễn dĩ nhiên)
Bồ đào nha trang:
https://i.postimg.cc/MpQGCv4C/5-AB26...-CD1-D90-F.jpg
Người từ sân banh
Về ngang phi trường…
Nghĩa trang: đi bán muối dưới biển
Reef ball burials: the new trend for becoming ‘coral’ when you die
https://www.theguardian.com/environm...l-when-you-die
Thác là thể phách còn là san hô...Quote:
The service is provided by Eternal Reefs, a Florida-based charity that says it offers a “way to give back after life by replenishing the dwindling natural reef systems”. It places reef balls made of pH-neutral concrete, along with human ashes, in regulated areas of the seabed around the US. Family and friends are given the GPS coordinates of where their loved one’s “grave” is located.
Eternal Reefs works with the Reef Ball Foundation and Reef Innovations, which constructs the balls. At more than a metre high and two metres wide and weighing 250kg-1,800kg (550lb-4,000lb), the balls have a rough surface that allows marine plants and animals such as corals and algae to grow on them. The organisation has so far sunk close to 3,000 memorial reefs across about 25 sites, from Texas to New Jersey.
Eternal Reefs says the money people such as Hock pay for reef balls – which cost between $3,000 and $7,500 (£2,200-£5,500) – helps fund more artificial reefs. “We consider ourselves to be reef-builders. [That’s] what our goal is,” says George Frankel, chief executive of Eternal Reefs. “And we’re using memorialisation as the tool.”
(Nghĩa trường tân thanh)
Nông trang: dâu nhà người
Israeli farmer grows world’s heaviest strawberry
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...est-strawberry
Trải qua một cuộc hái dâuQuote:
At 289g, the strawberry was about five times the average weight of a regular berry of the local Ilan variety, said Nir Dai, a researcher at Israel’s Volcani Institute, where the strain was developed.
The strawberry was 18cm (7in) long and 34cm (13in) in circumference, the online Guinness entry said.
Trái nào trái nấy tại sao ú ù?
(Nông trường tân thanh)
Y trang: không không tắm?
Putin Appears to Wear Same Suit in Speeches Aired Days Apart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-navpGVVMNQ
Xiêm y như từ hổm…
(Ngạn ngữ)
Nguỵ trang: cũng là một nụ cười cuối tuần, liên đoàn Nhu Đạo Thế Giới huỷ tư cách chủ tịch danh dự của Putin.
Thực ra, nếu mình ở trong uỷ ban giám sát liên đoàn Nhu Đạo Thế Giới thì đã lấy đi tư cách chủ tịch danh dự của y từ phia rồi, vì cái tướng làm nóng thấy bịnh quá. :z14:
https://i.imgur.com/3Cw4LpJ.jpg
/src.: https://www.euronews.com/2022/02/27/...nal-judo-feder
Bộ đồ võ mà ngó sạch boong y như bộ bi da ma, chắc hông có xài nhiêu.
Khẩu chiến: Uống rượu nhớ nguồn!
Bars Drop Russian Vodka, Promote Ukraine's
https://www.usnews.com/news/business...omote-ukraines
Quote:
Stoli, owned by the Russian-born tycoon Yuri Shefler, is actually made in Latvia. On its website, Stoli Group says it “stands for peace in Europe and in solidarity with the Ukrainian people.″The Southern Spirits liquor store in Indian Land, South Carolina, is doing a booming business in the Ukrainian vodka Kozak after pulling Russian brands off its shelves.
“It’s selling out a lot faster than we thought,’’ said general manager Drew Podrebarac. “It’s been awesome.’’
The Magic Mountain ski resort in Londonderry, Vermont, posted a video on Twitter showing an employee pouring Stolichnaya down the drain and saying: “Sorry, we don’t serve Russian products here.’’
Governors entered the fray, too. Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine directed the state's Commerce Department to cease the purchase and sale of Russian Standard, the only Russian vodka sold in Ohio (under the brand names Green Mark and Russian Standard). New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu signed an executive order requiring state liquor outlets to remove Russian-made and branded alcohol, as did Utah Gov. Spencer Cox.
In Canada, the Liquor Control Board of Ontario on Friday announced that “all products produced in Russia will be removed from LCBO channels,’’ including 679 of its stores across the province. It also promised to accept the return of any Russian products and declared that it “stands with Ukraine, its people, and the Ukrainian Canadian community here in Ontario."
In Grand Rapids, Quay said he may never sell Russian products again. And he’s taken another step: “I’ve ordered a Ukrainian flag, and that will be going up next week.’’
Ưa nước nào uống vào nước ấy.
You are what you drink!
Nghiêm trang:
DC's National Basilica Glows Blue and Yellow in Support of Ukraine | FOX 5 DC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy-jCLnLBP0
Năm hôm rồi chiến trận
Cờ soi lên giáo đường
Chúa buồn trên thánh giá
Mắt nhạt nhoà trông xa...
(Phạm Dukraine)
Nguỵ trang: Republican family values
Texas Republican drops re-election bid after affair with woman once married to IS leader
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...-islamic-state
Anh này chẳng phải thiện nhânQuote:
Texas Republican congressman apologized and dropped his bid for re-election on Wednesday, after revelations of an affair with a British woman who was once married to an Islamic State leader.
In an email quoted by the Morning News, Taylor told supporters: “Today I am announcing I will not continue my campaign to seek re-election to Congress.
“I want to apologise for the pain I have caused with my indiscretion, most of all to my wife Anne and our three daughters. For months, Anne and I have been working to repair the scars left by my actions. I am unworthy, but eternally thankful for her love and forgiveness.”
Chẳng nguỵ quân tử cũng dân Cộng hoà
((Nghị trường tân thanh)
Sẩy mười ly đi một job:
Drunk pilot removed from cockpit of JetBlue flight
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...lcohol-florida
Quote:
The pilot had told authorities that he had seven to eight drinks before he got on the plane that was departing from Buffalo Niagara international airport to Fort Lauderdale, said a Niagara Frontier TSA spokeswoman, Helen Tederous.
After he was removed, police performed a breathalyzer test and found that his blood-alcohol level was 0.17%. The Federal Aviation Administration prohibits pilots from drinking within eight hours of a flight or flying with a blood-alcohol level more than 0.04.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edaHyeIxzcI
Lộ trang:
Sao không thay đổi tên đường là Putin Khuilo như cái chữ ký của thầy 5?
Putin Xú lộ: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putin_khuylo!
Ghét ai ghét cả đường đi…
Quote:
Originally Posted by ốc
Làm vậy hư đường. Tự dưng đường xá của mình đem đặt tên thằng gấu mập.
Thì dân Ottawa ở đó cũng có món khoai chan sốt đặt tên là Poutine (pu-tin).
https://i.postimg.cc/PrzVL2sL/F7045-...C2-FB9-C62.jpg
Les Hot-dogs et les Putins
Sau 75 học trò Sài gòn nhiều đứa bị bắt học tiếng Nga. Mà tiếng Nga thì không có chữ H, chỉ có KH nên mấy thằng tên Huy viết là хуй. Cô giáo dạy tiếng Nga mỗi lần đọc tên Khuy vừa đỏ mặt vừa cố nhịn cười. Sau này cô bảo nó viết bằng chữ G để đọc thành Ghuy.
https://www.wiktionary.org/wiki/хуй#Noun_7
Sẩy một Huy đi một nghĩa.
Quân trang:
Ukrainian reservists marry at Kyiv checkpoint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4Mx078_nTo
Ngày hợp hôn tôi mặc đồ hành quân
Bùn Ukraine bết đôi giày chiến sĩ
(Phạm duy kraine)
Nga trang: bắt chước Ottawa
'President Zelensky Way' sign installed in front of the Russian Embassy in DC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYsL0oBsgMA
Trả lại em yêu khung trời đại học (Georgetown)
Con đường Ze-len-sky dài bóng mát…
(Trả lại DC)
Lão ngoan đồng hay Kim mao sư vương?
US boy with uncombable hair syndrome
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ocklan-samples
Đồng nhi bất thường.Quote:
A rare genetic disorder of the hair shaft, UHS is characterised by disorderly silvery-blond or straw-colored hair. The hair, which stands out from the scalp, cannot be combed flat. The syndrome commonly shows up in children between three and 12.
“When you look under the microscope, you can see that instead of having hairs that are cylinder shape … the shaft of the hair is actually more in a triangular shape,” Dr Carol Cheng, a paediatric dermatologist at UCLA Health, told ABC.
“Within the triangle, there [are] these little grooves that go up and down the long axis of the hair shaft, so that’s why it makes it really uncombable.”
Scientists know of only about 100 cases and according to the National Institutes of Health there is currently no definitive treatment. However, the condition typically improves or resolves itself once puberty begins.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ốc
Xà trang hay “Xà” lỏn:
US man smuggling 52 lizards and snakes caught at Mexico border
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...-mexico-border
Ngoài mặt thơn thót nói cườiQuote:
Agents found 52 live reptiles tied up in small bags “which were concealed in the man’s jacket, pants pockets and groin area”, the statement said.
Nine snakes and 43 horned lizards were seized. Some of the species are considered endangered, authorities said.
Bên trong xà lỏn có mười con trăn…
(Biên trường tân thanh)
Nhà trang: thư trung hữu chủ nhân
Books against bombs
https://www.theguardian.com/books/20...-to-fight-back
Ngày Ukraine súng nổQuote:
Ukraine had one of the lowest vaccination rates in the world, and the Ukrainian Books Institute, a relatively new government agency, came up with the idea of offering “culture vouchers” as a reward for getting a Covid vaccination. With each 1,000 hryvnia voucher (about £25) you could buy tickets to a movie or a concert, a gym membership or books. Citizens spent more than 1bn hryvnias on books.
In cities throughout Ukraine, the Russian army began to destroy residential houses. Locals were forced to invent ways to protect themselves.
Lev Shevchenko
https://i.postimg.cc/9QSwB51F/51-CEA...-EFB35-DF7.jpg
https://mobile.twitter.com/KSergatsk...82272444846080
Anh cuộn mình trong căn
Apartment làm tổ
Trong sách vở cô đơn…
Lộ trang 2:
Rod Stewart fills potholes outside his Essex
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...s-essex-estate
[QUOTE]Stewart wore a tracksuit and hi-vis tabard to do the shovelling, after he was mocked on Instagram for wearing all-white to clean out his garage during the first lockdown.
Should Harlow experience flooding, Stewart will no doubt emerge with sandbags and his gladrags.
His intervention came in the week that his wife, Penny Lancaster, made her first arrest as a special constable with the City of London police. She applied to join the police as a volunteer officer after taking part in reality TV programme Famous and Fighting Crime where she joined officers on the beat.
Last year, Stewart told the Guardian he wasn’t concerned for his wife as she patrolled the streets. “She wants to look after the city she loves, which is London. Go girl! She’s 6ft 2in, so I don’t have to worry about her,” he said./QUOTE]
Đường quê đi một thước đường một đau
(Đường trường tân thanh)
TV-trang: Anti-war demonstrator disrupts Russia’s state TV news
Gậy Pu đập đài Pu.
https://newsfeedzone.com/wp-content/...te-TV-news.jpg
Thiên trang:
Mysterious circle of light spotted hovering over Beijing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q86Z0Jpb-EQ
Người từ trăm năm
Về ngang trời rộng…
(Nguyễn tự nhiên)
Thiên trang 2: tin chấn động
'Earthquake light' appears in sky above Japanese city
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8Ma0nkCqis
Người từ trăm năm
Về gây chấn động…
(Nguyễn thiên nhiên)
Tin rung lắc.Quote:
Originally Posted by ốc
Bia trang: "Khui" (Xyi) bia
'Putin is a Dick'
https://shepherdexpress.com/culture/...with-its-puti/
Quote:
"Putin is a Dick" crowlers cost an extra $5, and the brewery will match that for a total of $10 per can donation to the National Bank of Ukraine’s Humanitarian Assistance to Ukrainians.
https://shepherdexpress.com/download...wler-label.jpg
Sầu Ukraine hãy trồng làm hops
Giận Putin hãy ủ làm beers
(Bia phụ ngâm)
Nha trang:
Ukraine war: fewer Russian tourists
https://www.dw.com/en/ukraine-war-ho...sts/a-61211517
Nha Trang mùa này mình tôi trên bãi khuya…Quote:
In pre-pandemic times, most foreign visitors to Phan Thiet, a city in southern Vietnam that is affectionately known as "Little Moscow," were Russian.
Not too far away in Nha Trang, the capital of Khanh Hoa province, restaurant menus are translated in Russian and Mandarin. At beachside resorts, Russian food dominates the buffets. Tour agencies have popped up to cater only to Russians.
Vietnam and Thailand were reportedly expecting to welcome about 1.8 million Russian tourists this year, a goal that now appears very unlikely and could hamper economic recovery efforts for the decimated sector.
Because ofinternational sanctions imposed on Russian banks and companies, there have been reports of Russian tourists unable to use their credit cards while in Southeast Asia.
Local media have also reported on stranded Russian and Ukrainian tourists in Thailand, and the Tourism Authority of Thailand has had to take action, liaising with airlines and asking hotels to offer low-cost accommodation.