Mỹ

Chán anh chánh án:

Canada’s top judge investigated over alleged drunken fight
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...-russell-brown

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Russell Brown, appointed to the nine-judge court in August 2015, had stepped aside in February after reports emerged of a confrontation with a US marine veteran in an Arizona resort in late January.

The veteran told reporters that Brown had been drunk and made women at the resort feel uncomfortable. Brown denied this, saying the veteran was intoxicated and had punched him several times in the face without warning.

Brown said the investigation, which showed no sign of ending, had imposed a significant strain on his family and was hampering the court.

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Hông chịu làm tự kiểm để khỏi phải từ chức. Clarence Thomas cũng chưa từ chức mà. Vậy mới là “conservative” chứ.

Thương tình chánh án ngây thơ
Gặp cơn vạ gió tai bay Hoa kỳ
(Công đường tân thanh)

Artificial existence: sự sống nhân tạo

Synthetic human embryos created in groundbreaking advance
https://www.theguardian.com/science/...eaking-advance

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Prof Magdalena Żernicka-Goetz, of the University of Cambridge and the California Institute of Technology, described the work in a plenary address on Wednesday at the International Society for Stem Cell Research’s annual meeting in Boston.

“We can create human embryo-like models by the reprogramming of [embryonic stem] cells,” she told the meeting.

There is no near-term prospect of the synthetic embryos being used clinically. It would be illegal to implant them into a patient’s womb, and it is not yet clear whether these structures have the potential to continue maturing beyond the earliest stages of development.

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Mai mốt lên nét sao biết ai là người thiệt, ai là người giả tạo?

Trăm năm sau cõi người ta
Người nào người thiệt khó mà biết ngay
(Dũ nguyên)

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Originally Posted by ốc

Artificial existence: sự sống nhân tạo

Synthetic human embryos created in groundbreaking advance
https://www.theguardian.com/science/...eaking-advance



Mai mốt lên nét sao biết ai là người thiệt, ai là người giả tạo?

Trăm năm sau cõi người ta
Người nào người thiệt khó mà biết ngay
(Dũ nguyên)

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Thì chế một thằng Putin mới nhưng đại diện cho phe thiện và Ukraine. Cả thế giới ngồi coi hai thằng oánh nhau.

Bực mình châu chấu ghé chơi
Tưởng chừng street trống, ai dè đen thui

Ở Việt Nam người ta bán dế cơm cho nhà hàng.

https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...QA&oe=64B48A81

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0KRCeAjrJY

Dế Mỹ:

Nevada crawling with thick carpet of Mormon crickets
https://www.theguardian.com/environm...rickets-nevada

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Despite their name, the insects are not biologically crickets but technically large shield-backed katydids that closely resemble grasshoppers, according to the University of Nevada, Reno.

They don’t fly, and instead walk or hop. They lay eggs in the summer, which lie dormant in the winter and then hatch in the spring. But this year, due to an unusually rainy winter, the hatchlings were delayed. The large number of insects moving across Nevada can remain at their peak for four to six years, before being brought back under control by other insects and predators, Knight told the Guardian.

Mormon crickets have been a thorn in the side of farmers in the American west for more than a century. They earned the name because swarms of the insects destroyed the fields of Mormon settlers in Utah in the mid-19th century. Since then they have continued to devastate corn, oats, wheat, rye and barley, some of the state’s most profitable crops, according to Utah State University.

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Sao không hốt về nuôi gà nuôi cá?

Khúc này y chang câu tục ngữ “châu chấu đá xe”:

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“They get run over, two or three come out and eat their buddy, and they get run over, and the roads can get covered with crickets and they can get slick,” Jeff Knight, an entomologist for the Nevada agriculture department, also told KSL. “The bigger issue is these afternoon thunderstorms and put a little water on that and it gets slick, we’ve had a number of accidents caused by crickets.”

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Originally Posted by ốc

Dế Mỹ

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Một dạo sau 75, dân Sài-Gòn đói. Thay vì theo phong trào nuôi
chim cút như năm 73, dân Sài-Gòn quay ra nuôi gà Mỹ. Gà Mỹ
bự con gấp 3 lần gà ta. Một con nuôi ra hết cỡ gần 4 kí-lô, ngang
cơ một em bé. Tuy nhiên gà Mỹ không biết ấp trứng, người ta nói
thú vật còn không nỡ phương hại con của mình để răn dạy con
người. Nhưng mà trật lất ở con gà. Gà Pháp không biết sao nha,
gà Mỹ sau 1975 ở Sài-Gòn đẻ trứng ra xong còn mổ chơi. Cái
trứng bể tan. Bà già tui thời đó an ủi tui. Trong chuồng toàn gà
mái, trứng đó không thụ tinh được. Không sao đâu con. Tui tin
sái cổ mà hết buồn bã.

Cướp đêm là giặc cướp nhà là quan:

remembering the black neighbourhood erased for the Pentagon
https://www.theguardian.com/artandde...ourhood-erased

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Queen City had thrived for 40 years before the wrecking balls came.

With war raging in Europe, Franklin Roosevelt, then president, had approved the use of “eminent domain” – the right of a government to expropriate private property for public use – to seize 411 acres of land near Washington.

Construction of the Pentagon began on 11 September 1941 (the site was bordered by five roads so the developers opted for a five-sided building) and was officially completed just 16 months later, thanks to 1,000 architects and 14,000 tradesmen working around the clock.

Durrett believes a grave injustice was done in the name of eminent domain. “I don’t think there was a need to wipe out a community and especially wipe out a community without just compensation… Most of the people in Queen City were Black people in America in the 1940s and could not own their property, so they received nothing.”

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Lest we forget.

Nhỏ không học lớn làm MAGA:

People Are Asking Why The Titanic Didn't Implode As It Sank

https://www.iflscience.com/people-ar...-it-sank-69513

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Last week, the Titan submersible imploded as it went down to explore the wreck of the Titanic, killing all five passengers. People now appear to be confused as to what caused the implosion, and why the Titanic did not suffer the same fate.

On Thursday, conservative radio show host Jesse Kelly tweeted: "I have a really dumb question: If the water pressure is so bad that it can crush a sub like Whoopi Goldberg stepping on a grape, how is the Titanic sitting on the bottom and relatively intact?"

Some were of course quick to mock this request, with one doctor commenting that "These are the people who want to debate scientists".

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"Đâm"… phi thường! Mới nhìn vô tưởng có con ma da ở đâu chui ra, ai dè dòm kỹ lại mới thấy là dân MAGA chứ không phải ma da. Ma da chắc còn khá hơn chút. Trự này hồi nhỏ đi học hoài vẫn… phi tiến bộ nên đến giờ cũng vẫn còn nguyên xi chính cống conservative… zin lắm luôn!!!

Chắc QAnon đang mắc nghỉ hè nên MAGA hông biết hỏi ai.

Chị Magarjorie này cũng cần giải đáp thắc mắc.

Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks she’s being spied on via her TV
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...lies-tv-spying

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In a tweet on Sunday, the Republican from Georgia said: “Last night in my DC residence, the television turned on by itself and the screen showed someone’s laptop trying to connect to the TV.”

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Lúc coi TV thì nhớ tắt đèn trong phòng cho tụi nó khỏi thấy thấy đường đặng theo dõi mình.

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Originally Posted by ốc

Chắc QAnon đang mắc nghỉ hè nên MAGA hông biết hỏi ai.

Chị Magarjorie này cũng cần giải đáp thắc mắc.

Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks she’s being spied on via her TV
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...lies-tv-spying



Lúc coi TV thì nhớ tắt đèn trong phòng cho tụi nó khỏi thấy thấy đường đặng theo dõi mình.

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Cái này đáng lẽ phải đem vô phòng tiếu lâm và đặt tựa là Ti trang mới phải đa.