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Vỏ chuối dầy có món chay lạt:

How to turn overripe banana skins into ‘bacon’
https://www.theguardian.com/food/202...-waste-cooking

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If I’m being honest, banana skin “bacon” (or bananacon or facon, as some people call it) isn’t all that similar to bacon, but it is delicious, interesting and fun; it’s also really easy to make.

The most important thing is to use organic bananas, to avoid pesticides and fungicides. The second most important thing is that your banana skins are super-ripe, with large brown spots, which will guarantee a sweeter end result.

2 (or more) ripe, brown organic banana skins
½ tsp smoked paprika
2 tsp maple syrup
1 tsp tamari
1 tsp smoked water (optional)
Black pepper
Oil, for frying

Remove and compost the hard stalks from the top of the banana skins, then scrape away and compost any soft flesh from the insides of the skins.

For every two skins, mix up a marinade of one measure each of the smoked paprika, maple syrup, tamari and optional smoked water , then season generously with freshly ground black pepper. Add the prepared skins, toss to coat, then leave to marinate for at least four hours, and preferably overnight, turning occasionally.

Fry the drained banana skins in a hot, lightly oiled frying pan for three minutes on each side, until blistered and deep golden brown, and serve immediately.

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Đừng ăn món này trước khi đi thi.

Con gà cục tác tô fu
Con lợn ủn ỉn mua bà na na
(Ca dao)

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Originally Posted by ốc

2 (or more) ripe, brown organic banana skins
½ tsp smoked paprika
2 tsp maple syrup
1 tsp tamari
1 tsp smoked water (optional)
Black pepper
Oil, for frying

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Muốn làm fake-bacon cho an yên là phải cần cái tô đậm chứ optional gì. Cái thứ nước "sái" này các cụ bà dẹp ống hút thuốc lào của các cụ ông Bắc kỳ sợ thấy mother. Bên này chúng bán 10 đồng 1 lít. Không có nước ung khói này là khỏi có mùi fa...con.

Bên này thấy bán muối hun khói, ớt bột hun khói có thể mua về ướp vỏ chuối, hay là chờ mai mốt rồi cũng có chuối hun khói luôn.

Chuối không hun khói chuối hư.
(Ca dao)

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Originally Posted by ốc

Bên này thấy bán muối hun khói, ớt bột hun khói có thể mua về ướp vỏ chuối, hay là chờ mai mốt rồi cũng có chuối hun khói luôn.

Chuối không hun khói chuối hư.
(Ca dao)

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Sao phải chờ:

"Ai ăn chuối nướng hônnnnnn?"

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Chuối nướng kiểu đó có thể làm “hotdog chay” hay là “sweetdog”.

Hot Dogh/Cool Dogh:

Van Gogh the one-eared rescue dog paints
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...tings-van-gogh

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The seven-year-old, 70lb boxer mix saved from a dog-fighting ring has now been adopted following a highly successful online auction of his “masterpieces”, created by Van Gogh licking peanut butter and liverwurst from a plastic bag and smearing the paint on the canvas below.

Gartner said there was little interest in Van Gogh after he arrived last summer from a shelter in North Carolina. A suspected bait dog for a fighting ring, he was found abandoned, injured and bleeding in a drainage pipe, leading to the amputation of his left ear.

His first in-person “art show” at the shelter was poorly attended, leading Gartner to place his paintings for sale online. Assisted by a viral TikTok video that attracted 300,000 views, Van Gogh’s artwork sold out immediately, and he even picked up some private commissions.

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Cẩu thần lại mượn bút hoa vẽ vời
(Đoạn trường cẩu thanh)

Như cánh chim bỏ mình như trái tim bỏ tình:

Kenya declares war on millions of birds after they raid crops
https://www.theguardian.com/environm...ea-raptors-aoe

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The continuing drought in the Horn of Africa has reduced the amount of native grass, whose seeds are queleas’ main food source, causing the birds to increasingly invade grain fields, putting 2,000 acres (800 hectares) of rice under threat. About 300 acres of rice fields have been destroyed by the birds.

A single quelea can eat up to 10 grams of grain a day, according to the Food and Agricultural Organization (FAO). Farmers in western Kenya stand to lose close to 60 tonnes of grain to the birds. In 2021, the FAO estimated crop losses attributable to the birds amounted to $50m (£40m) annually.

A drive by the Kenyan government to kill up to 6 million red-billed quelea birds that have invaded farms will have unintended consequences for raptors and other wild species, experts have warned.

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Eo ơi! chim bay mang theo chút hơi thuốc độc giấu trong tim son…
(Lời gọi trên mây)

Nuôi vật vật trả phân, nuôi dân dân trả thuế:

Year of the Rabbit could bring wave of abandoned pets
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...abandoned-pets

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High demand for the small mammals is expected as 22 January marks the start of the Year of the Rabbit. Mohideen Abdul Kader, president of the Consumers’ Association of Penang in Malaysia, said it was inevitable considering “the belief that it will bring good luck”.

The Singapore Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals told local media it received about 60 reports of abandonment annually, despite the fact that failure to care for pets was a criminal offence in the country, carrying a fine up to $100,000 as well as a potential three-year prison sentence.

House Rabbit Society Singapore, according to its president Betty Tan, said it had taken in 21 rabbits since the start of December and usually received more “surrender requests” around festive seasons.

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Trải bao thỏ mọn chó già
Thú vật vô chủ ai mà viếng thăm
(Đoạn trường thú thanh)

Bắt cóc:

Giant cane toad found in Australia
https://www.theguardian.com/environm...d-in-australia

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A giant cane toad, dubbed “Toadzilla”, that was found by rangers in Queensland’s Conway national park on Thursday, is believed to be the largest of her species ever found.

The Guinness World Record for the largest toad in history is 2.65kg (5.8lbs), found in 1991.

The rangers who found “Toadzilla” took it back to their base and weighed it. She tipped the scales at 2.7kg (6lbs), which could be a new record.

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Vạt cóc nâu khô
Gần mấy ki lô
Để nó yên đi đừng sờ…
(Nghìn trùng xa lắc)

Miếng ăn là miếng tối tân:

lab-grown meat made from animals without killing them
https://www.theguardian.com/environm...nimals-climate

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“A harmless sample from one pig can produce many millions of tons of product without requiring us to raise and slaughter an animal each time,” said Eitan Fischer, founder of Mission Barns, a maker of cultivated meat that invited the Guardian to a taste test in an upscale Manhattan hotel. The meatball was succulent, the bacon was crisp and, even to a vegetarian, both had the undeniable quality of meat.

“We got that sample from Dawn and she’s living freely and happily,” said Fischer, whose company has identified a “donor” cow, chicken and duck for future cultivated meat ranges. Mission Barns is one of about 80 startup companies based around San Francisco’s Bay Area now jostling for position after one of their number,

Upside Foods, became the first in the country to be granted approval by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) in November, a key step in allowing the sale of cultivated meat in the US. On Monday, Upside said it aims to start selling its cultivated chicken in restaurants this year, and in grocery stores by 2028.

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Mượn thịt heo nấu cháo.
(Tục ngữ)