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Belgian restaurant tops pizza with insects

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•May 14, 2014

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Nè, dĩa này tặng Táo Oát sinh tơn, nhậu đỡ dĩa nhộng này đi. 2 lon bia thì không đủ mồi nhưng mà là hương là hoa thôi..

Vô trễ nên không còn cái dĩa luôn.


Australia to kill US pigeon that crossed Pacific
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-55660592

The bird reportedly went missing during a race in the US state of Oregon in late October, before turning up in Melbourne almost two months later.

But officials say the pigeon, which has been named Joe, poses a "direct biosecurity risk" to Australia's bird population and poultry industry.

The bird will be caught and euthanised.

Tại sao không đặt tên chim là Jim? Nhưng hình như là có tin vui giữa giờ tuyệt vọng:

'Fake' US leg band may get pigeon a reprieve in Australia
https://apnews.com/article/australia-to-kill-pigeon-from-oregon-faae5a66c336c8b2dc902b1ed4270345

A pigeon that Australia declared a biosecurity risk may get a reprieve after a U.S. bird organization declared its identifying leg band was fake.

The band suggested the bird found in a Melbourne backyard on Dec. 26 was a racing pigeon that had left the U.S. state of Oregon, 3,000 kilometers (8,000 miles) away, two months earlier.

On that basis, Australian authorities said on Thursday they considered the bird a disease risk and planned to kill it.

But Deone Roberts, sport development manager for the Oklahoma-based American Racing Pigeon Union, said the band was fake.

The band number belongs to a blue bar pigeon in the United States and that is not the bird pictured in Australia, she said.

“The bird band in Australia is counterfeit and not traceable,” Roberts said. “It definitely has a home in Australia and not the U.S.”

“Somebody needs to look at that band and then understand that the bird is not from the U.S. They do not need to kill him,” she added.

Counterfeiting bird bands is “happening more and more,” Roberts said. “People coming into the hobby unknowingly buy that.”

Chắc từ giờ cũng hết tin dân Úc.

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Vô trễ nên không còn cái dĩa luôn.

Australia to kill US pigeon that crossed Pacific
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-55660592

Tại sao không đặt tên chim là Jim? Nhưng hình như là có tin vui giữa giờ tuyệt vọng:

'Fake' US leg band may get pigeon a reprieve in Australia
https://apnews.com/article/australia-to-kill-pigeon-from-oregon-faae5a66c336c8b2dc902b1ed4270345

Chắc từ giờ cũng hết tin dân Úc.

Cái vụ này, trong ngôn ngữ chính trị người ta gọi là "Chim__Giả" đó thầy Ốc.

Thằng Hà Bá vật nào gắn cái "leg band" giả này mà khôn (vặt) được thêm chút xíu nữa, thay vì gắn chim giả (í, quên...) gắn "leg band" giả, nó mà quấn lá cờ USA ngang bụng con chim bé nhỏ đó (như quấn cờ tử sĩ)... thì dân Mỹ còn lấy gì để cãi chứ a!

Cờ Mỹ quấn ngang lưng ngờ ngờ ra đó thì là gốc Mỹ Chicago chính hiệu rồi!

Bởi, tui nói...

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How are you, Mr. Ốckipedia? Bên bển mấy hôm nay ra đường vắng hoe hả?

Hello anh Tám, anh Triển, anh Đậu, anh 6Quit.

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DC thiệt ra lại náo nhiệt hơn tháng trước. Buổi giao thời mà. Một phe dọn ra, một phe dọn vô, UHauls chạy rần rần như Trâm binh chạy vô văn phòng Pelosi. Chỉ có White house là vắng hoe. Gone with political wind.

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Cái vụ này, trong ngôn ngữ chính trị người ta gọi là "Chim__Giả" đó thầy Ốc.

Trời, chim mà cũng giả được hả?

Tại sao không đặt tên chim là Jim? Nhưng hình như là có tin vui giữa giờ tuyệt vọng

Bên tui có nhiều loại chim "di dân lậu" từ Châu Phi sang trú ẩn trốn cái nóng từ tháng 4 tới tháng 8 vào mùa Hè rồi mùa Đông ở đây tới thì chúng bay riết về Phi Châu "di dân lậu" tiếp, lậu qua lậu lại. Một số loài thì bay sang Ý, Tây Ban Nha, Bồ Đao Nha. Thú vật làm gì có quốc tịch, chỉ có con người nhốt chúng lại biến thành "thú cưng" rồi chia phe, lập đảng.

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O.C. man gets prison time for again smuggling endangered songbirds from Vietnam to the U.S.

May 21, 2018



Sơn ca này tới nơi tắt thở luôn chớ nói chi tắt tiếng hay ca hát gì nữa.

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Bee kịch:

Quarter of known bee species have not been recorded since 1990
https://www.theguardian.com/environm...ded-since-1990

Researchers analysed bee records from museums, universities and citizen scientists collated by the Global Biodiversity Information Facility, (GBIF) a global, government-funded network providing open-access data on biodiversity.

They found a steep decline in bee species being recorded since 1990, with approximately 25% fewer species reported between 2006 and 2015 than before the 1990s.

Although this does not mean these species are extinct, it may indicate that some have become so scarce that they are no longer regularly observed in the wild.

Có thể tại vì sữa ong chúa bị Nguyễn cao Kỳ duyên đem bán hết trơn.

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Vẽ đường cho hươu chạy:

Sweden to build reindeer bridges over roads and railways
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...s-and-railways

The public broadcaster Sveriges Radio said the transport authority aimed to start work on the first of the new bridges, named “renoducts”, a portmanteau from ren (reindeer) and viaduct, later this year near the eastern city of Umea.

The dozen bridges planned in the northern counties of Norrbotten and Västerbotten should ease the situation – and also mean authorities are no longer obliged to close the main north-south E4 motorway when a herd is on the move.

“I’m looking forward to us being able to cross undisturbed,” one reindeer herder, Tobias Jonsson, told the broadcaster, adding that he and his fellow herders were consulted on both the bridges’ location and their design.

“We were able to make sure, for example, that the bridges were open on the top,” he said. “There are 2 metre-high fences on the sides, so the reindeer cannot jump off. But it was important for them that it did not look like they were going into a tunnel. They do not want to be trapped.”

Thay vì xây cầu thì khuyến khích dân xài xe hươu kéo, giống ông già No en, bớt lái xe hơi.

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a reindeer open sleigh

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Những con ve ẩn mình chờ chết:

billions of cicadas set to emerge across eastern US
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/jan/26/cicadas-emerge-eastern-us

Billions of cicadas that have spent 17 years underground are set to emerge across large areas of the eastern US, bringing swarming numbers and loud mating calls to major towns and cities.

The periodic cicadas – bugs with strikingly red eyes, black bodies and orange wings – burrow underground as nymphs and suck fluids from the roots of plants as they grow, eventually bursting into the open as adults in mass synchronized events.

The last such event for 15 states including New York, Ohio, Illinois and Georgia occurred in 2004. The cicadas emerge in a 17-year cycle, meaning they will appear this year once temperatures are warm enough, expected to be mid-May.

The noise made by the enormous swarms will be noticeable, however, with males emitting mating calls that can reach 100 decibels, the same sound as standing next to a motorcycle revving its engine. The males produce these mating “songs” by vibrating their tymbals, two rigid, drum-like membranes on the underside of the abdomen.

Experts say if people are able to forget about the noise and the surprise of surroundings covered with cicadas, they will be able to appreciate a rare wonder of the natural world.

- ve: từ chữ VER trong tiếng Pháp, nghĩa là sâu bọ
- sầu: từ chữ SÂU thêm dấu huyền

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- ve: từ chữ VER trong tiếng Pháp, nghĩa là sâu bọ
- sầu: từ chữ SÂU thêm dấu huyền

(còn tiếp)

"Dục phá thành sầu duy hữu tửu".

Cho nên ve sầu là những đệ tử lưu linh.
VE là cái chai. Ve sầu là buồn quá tu vài chai, ca bài ca con ve.

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Tái bút: đời sau gọi ve sầu là hũ hèm.