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Chắc khoái hàng hiệu. Ăn phô mai mà phải thấy hình tháp bị nghiêng, phố bị ngập của Ý mới biết ngon. Mozzarella làm bên Ý không có ai nấu chín sữa (pasteurized) cho nên dân Mỹ không dám ăn.

Ăn trầu đi cho có nhiều chất vôi. Rẻ nữa.

Ba đồng một mớ trầu cau
Sao không ăn đỡ để giàu chất vôi
(Cau da)

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Nghĩa trang: mắng vốn

Russian woman’s ‘insulting’ note on Putin’s parents’ grave
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...-parents-grave

The note that Tsybaneva placed on the guarded grave on the eve of Putin’s birthday in October read: “Parents of a maniac, take him to your place. He causes so much pain and trouble. The whole world prays for his death. Death to Putin. You raised a freak and a killer.”

The court found Irina Tsybaneva, 60, guilty of desecrating burial places motivated by political hatred.

Chết lâu chưa phải là lành.

Vô phúc đẻ con biết lội
Có tội đẻ con gây chiến
(Tục ngữ)

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Chết lâu chưa phải là lành.

Cha mẹ bị động mồ động mả, chắc vài bữa nữa Putin hết làm ăn luôn.

(Bảy mươi chưa chắc còn tiền)

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chắc vài bữa nữa Putin hết làm ăn luôn.

Huy Lò trang:




https://twitter.com/anno1540/status/1655963408989077507

One day we'll dance on his grave
One day we'll sing your freedom
One day we'll laugh in our joy
(Stung)

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Cẩu trang: một trong những ích lợi của chó

US driver pulled over for speeding tried to switch places with dog
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...g-dog-colorado

An officer watched the motorist maneuvering inside the car before he got out on the passenger side on Saturday night in Springfield, a town of about 1,300 people on Colorado’s Eastern Plains, police said in a Facebook post on Sunday.

Clearly showing signs of being drunk, the man said he was not behind the wheel, police said. He ran from the officer when asked about how many drinks he had before being pulled over and was caught within about 20 yards (18 meters), police said.

You can teach old dogs a new trick.

Nực cười cho chó lái xe
Tưởng rằng nó xỉn ai dè chủ say
(Car dao)

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Cẩu trang: cấm chọc chó

China fines comedy firm £1.68m over standup’s stray dog joke
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...stray-dog-joke

In his routine, Li Haoshi, known by the stage name House, told of watching two stray dogs he had adopted chase a squirrel. The phrase that came to mind, he said, was: “Fight well, win the battle” – a punchline based on an eight-character slogan that is associated with China’s People’s Liberation Army.

In an audio recording that was shared online, the audience can be heard breaking into loud laughs. But a member of the audience reportedly made a complaint, and as the joke spread on to the less humorous world of the Chinese internet, Li was criticised for what many interpreted as a disrespectful comment about China’s military.

On Wednesday, police in Beijing said that they had opened an investigation into Li.

Hài hước là bác thằng bần
Của nhà bán hết trả dần tiền phạt
(Ca dao)

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Chắc là khác giống nhưng chung một loài.

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"Bia xa"

Hôm nay bên tớ là ngày của cha nhé. Father's Day, các ông cha có thể tụ tập đi uống bia...
Năm nào cũng vậy, sau 39 ngày phục sinh, là ngày thăng thiên của Chúa, ngày quốc lễ
nghỉ làm nằm nhà phè cánh nhạn, cũng là ngày Father's day ngày nhậu nhẹt.

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Cẩu trang 2: coi chừng chó dữ

Chinese police detain woman for supporting comedian who joked about military
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...i-haoshi-house

According to state media, the 34-year-old woman, reportedly surnamed Shi, admitted to police that she had posted “inappropriate” comments about Chinese soldiers.

On Tuesday, in a post that appears to have been taken down, Shi posted: “Why should HOUSE be banned? Aren’t all soldier brothers just dog brothers?”

The Global Times reported she was put in administrative detention, which allows police to hold someone for up to 15 days without charge for a minor public order offence.

Chém cha không bằng pha trò.
(Tục ngữ)

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