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Boo zoo!

Woman who jumped into spider monkey enclosure at El Paso zoo fired
https://news.yahoo.com/woman-jumped-...171124216.html

The woman who climbed into the spider monkey enclosure at the El Paso Zoo in western Texas has been fired from the law firm where she worked as a legal assistant.

The woman has been identified as Lucy Rae, who worked in the personal injury division at Lovett Law.

“This young lady decided to hop a fence, climb through some bushes, drop down into a four-feet deep moat, walk across the moat and then try to feed the spider monkeys,” zoo director Joe Montisano told the outlet. “It was stupid.”

“She knew what she was doing was wrong. She’s very fortunate that it didn’t have a worse outcome for her or the animals,” Mr Montisano said.

“These are primates. They are strong, they have canine teeth. They can scratch. We don’t interact with them on the daily,” the zoo director told the paper. “And we don’t interact with them without a barrier in between us.”

Mr Montisano added that the zoo may have to install a taller fence to make sure this doesn’t happen again.

He said the zoo fielded phone calls from people who identified the woman. “We had about six to eight people call on Sunday. I know more about this young lady than I do about my own daughter probably,” he said.

Phụ nữ trèo vô trỏng được mà sao mấy bú dù không biết trèo ra khỏi chuồng?

- khỉ: từ chữ HỈ (喜) nghĩa là vui mừng vì mấy bú dù lúc nào cũng nhảy cà tưng.

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Phụ nữ trèo vô trỏng được mà sao mấy bú dù không biết trèo ra khỏi chuồng?

Phụ nữ là di dân lậu.

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Hàng nhái:

Australian scientist discovers ‘chocolate frog’ in New Guinea swamps
https://www.theguardian.com/australi...-guinea-swamps

An Australian scientist has discovered a new species of frog, the “chocolate frog”, in rainforest swamps of New Guinea.

To the untrained eye, Litoria mira looks almost identical to the Australian green tree frog – except for its glossy brown skin. It is the closest relative of the Australian green tree frog.

Ra mà xem con gì nó ngồi trong hóc
Nó đưa cái lưng ra mà cóc là con cóc...

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Hàng nhái:

Australian scientist discovers ‘chocolate frog’ in New Guinea swamps
https://www.theguardian.com/australi...-guinea-swamps



Ra mà xem con gì nó ngồi trong hóc
Nó đưa cái lưng ra mà cóc là con cóc...

Con kia được nắn ngày thứ Sáu con nọ được nặn ngày thứ Bảy.

(Bán mấy ký)

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Đùi nhái chiên bưa...

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Thôi tha làm phước đi. Ăn bưa nhiều mất công cao máu.

- nhái: từ chữ NHẢY tại vì viết sai chính tả.

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Thôi tha làm phước đi. Ăn bưa nhiều mất công cao máu.

- nhái: từ chữ NHẢY tại vì viết sai chính tả.

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Sợ cao máu thì phải năng vận động. Chữ NHẢY hàm chỉ vận động.

Ăn một đùi nhái, nhảy ba quãng đồng
(Vận động dao)

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Võ tòng bắt... hổ: 70 chưa gọi là nhiều.

Poacher suspected of killing 70 Bengal tigers captured after 20-year pursuit
https://www.theguardian.com/environm...0-year-pursuit

Bangladeshi police have arrested a notorious poacher wanted for 20 years and suspected of killing about 70 endangered Bengal tigers.

Saidur Rahman, the local police chief, said that Habib Talukder – nicknamed “Tiger Habib” – lived next to the forest and would flee whenever officers raided the area.

Talukder’s hunting ground was the vast Sundarbans mangrove forest area straddling India and Bangladesh that is home to one of the world’s largest populations of Bengal tigers.

The cats’ pelts, bones and flesh would be bought by black market traders who would sell them in China and elsewhere.

Mãnh hổ nan địch người Hồ.

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Talukder, 50, started out collecting honey from wild bees in the forest and became known for his exploits hunting the big cats and evading arrest.

“We equally respect him and are scared of him,” said Abdus Salam, a local honey hunter. “He’s a dangerous man who could fight alone with Mama [tiger] inside the forest.”

Thì ra chúa tể sơn lâm là hai cẳng chớ không phải bốn giò

Võ tòng bắt... hổ: 70 chưa gọi là nhiều.

Kể chuyện bắt cọp mà sao chưa thấy đến đoạn bị Phan Kim Liên thả dê hay hãm hiếp gì đó?

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Thì ra chúa tể sơn lâm là hai cẳng

Coi lại "Sự tích ông 30" ở đây: https://dtphorum.com/pr4/showthread.php?7303-Th%C3%BA&p=273889&viewfull=1#post273889

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300 hundred miles away from home... ♩♪♫♬

Authorities on alert as elephants’ 500km trek nears Chinese city
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...uth-west-china

The movement was so unusual that authorities dispatched a taskforce of 360 people with 76 cars and nine drones to track it. State TV has spent days following their every footstep. And as of Wednesday, the hashtag #WhyElephantsTrekkingNorth had been viewed more than 16m times on Weibo.

About 500km (300 miles) into their walk, the herd were seen on Tuesday evening 3km away from the major city of Kunming, turning attention onto efforts to keep them away from populated areas.

The appearance of the animals has not always been warmly received by residents in Yunnan. Along the way, they have caused much destruction, eating whole fields of corn and smashing up barns. A car dealer in Eshan county reported last week that six visiting elephants had drunk two tonnes of water in his shop. State broadcaster CCTV has estimated the damage to be at least 6.8m yuan ($1.07m).

- voi: từ chữ VÒI tại vì nó có

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