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Chí lý. In được miếng thịt bò mà hông có vợ nấu thì làm sao ăn?

Hay là in luôn thánh rắc muối cho chả đút vô tận họng như bác Tô lâm?

Miếng ăn là miếng bọc vàng
Muốn ăn một miếng phải mang đến mồm.

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Spanish bishop who married erotica author
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...pped-of-powers

Xavier Novell i Gomà, who became Spain’s youngest bishop at 41 when he was appointed to the Catalan municipality of Solsona in 2010, is reported to have backed and participated in so-called conversion therapies for gay people, and has been criticised for supporting regional independence.

But the bishop, now 52, found himself under increased national scrutiny at the end of August when it emerged that he had resigned from his post on what he termed “strictly personal grounds”.

It soon emerged that Novell had abandoned his vocation because he had fallen in love with Silvia Caballol, a clinical psychologist who became a novelist in 2015.

In a statement released on Saturday, the Spanish Episcopal Conference said Novell had automatically forfeited his powers after marrying Caballol in a civil ceremony last month.

“This means that although Monsignor XavierNovell i Gomà retains his title as bishop, he cannot undertake any of the functions that relate to that title. Accordingly, he is forbidden to administer the sacraments or engage in any teaching activity, whether public or private.”

Tu là khỏi phúc, tình là giao hoan
(Đoạn trường tân lang)

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Vậy là Huyền trang bị "treo chén vĩnh viễn" hả?
Rồi làm sao khất thực?

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Có vợ nuôi rồi còn đi hành khất chi mất công bị hớp hồn nữa. Linh mục nan quá mỹ nhân quan.

Đức ngài giám mục này cũng có thể đi theo đạo Tin lành, Anh giáo hay Mọt mông rồi tiếp tục chăn một đàn con chiên của Chúa.

Cái gì mà Chúa tác thành
Gia tô lại cấm Tin lành thì không?
(Catholic dao)

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Có vợ nuôi rồi còn đi hành khất chi mất công bị hớp hồn nữa. Linh mục nan quá mỹ nhân quan.

Đức ngài giám mục này cũng có thể đi theo đạo Tin lành, Anh giáo hay Mọt mông rồi tiếp tục chăn một đàn con chiên của Chúa.

Cái gì mà Chúa tác thành
Gia tô lại cấm Tin lành thì không?
(Catholic dao)

Cũng đúng, không cần ra khỏi đạo Chúa vẫn tròn đạo gia.
Còn vụ chăn một đàn con, thì chắc bỏ chữ chiên ra.

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Điếu trang:

hilarious obituary goes viral
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...l-corren-texas

The death in El Paso, Texas, of Renay Mandel Corren, however, was marked in somewhat more unorthodox fashion. “The bawdy, fertile, redheaded matriarch of a sprawling Jewish-Mexican-Redneck American family has kicked it,” it read.

“Renay has been toying with death for decades, but always beating it and running off in her silver Chevy Nova,” the obituary states.

“Covid couldn’t kill Renay. Neither could pneumonia twice, infections, blood clots, bad feet, breast cancer twice, two mastectomies, two recessions, multiple bankruptcies, marriage to a philandering Sergeant Major, divorce in the 70s, six kids, one cesarean, a few abortions from the Quietly Famous Abortionist of Spring Lake, NC or an affair with Larry King in the 60s.”

It also lists her many talents: “She played cards like a shark, bowled and played cribbage like a pro, and laughed with the boys until the wee hours, long after the last pin dropped.”

“Renay didn’t cook, she didn’t clean, and she was lousy with money, too. Here’s what Renay was great at: dyeing her red roots, weekly manicures, dirty jokes, pier fishing, rolling joints and buying dirty magazines.”

Đàn bà dễ có mấy tay
Đời xưa mấy mặt đời này mấy ai
Nhẹ nhàng một kiếp hồn nhiên
Càng lo nghĩ lắm càng điên cái đầu
(Đoạn đời tân thanh)

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PRESS RELEASE

Miss World 2021 temporarily postpones global broadcast finale in Puerto Rico due to health and safety interest of contestants, staff, crew and general public

The finale will be rescheduled at Puerto Rico Coliseum Jose Miguel Agrelot within the next 90 days

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - After meeting with the virologists and medical experts hired to oversee the Miss World 2021 event and discussing with the Puerto Rico Health Department, the decision has been made by the organizers of the event to postpone the globally broadcast finale at the Puerto Rico Coliseum Jose Miguel Agrelot to be held within the next 90 days.

As of yesterday, additional safety measures were implemented in the best interest of the contestants, production team and spectators, understanding the event increased risks on the stage and in the dressing room. However, after additional positive cases were confirmed this morning after consulting with health officials and experts, the postponement decision was made.

The next step according to the medical experts is immediate quarantine, pending observation and further testing according to best practices in situations like this.

Once and only when contestants and staff are cleared by health officials and advisors, will contestants and related staff return to their home countries.

“We are very much looking forward to the return of our contestants, (who we have grown to know and love), to compete for the Miss World crown” said Julia Morley, CEO of Miss World Ltd. Puerto Rico offers a safe environment and a spectacular backdrop for filming the Miss World Festival!”

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Sơn trang:

New Zealand’s beloved loos with views
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...oos-with-views

These scenic spots – small, remote, and lacking in plumbing – are a curious quirk in New Zealand’s landscape, and offer up some of the best panoramas in the country.

The department has been appealing to trampers to please “poo in the loos”, saying while most do take the opportunity to relieve themselves in the toilets provided, others sometimes use the walking tracks. Last year, the department reprimanded New Zealanders for not respecting their back yard, as closed borders ramped up domestic tourism.

“If it’s done in nature, it can be unsightly, smelly and unhealthy,” a 2019 campaign video states.

Lom khom dưới núi ngồi vài chú
Chồm hổm bên sông tiện mấy bà

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Lom khom dưới núi ngồi vài chú
Chồm hổm bên sông tiện mấy bà

Bần tiện náo thị vô nhân vấn
Phú tiện sơn lâm hữu khách tầm

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Ví dầu cầu gắn wi-fi
Cầu tre lắc lẻo ngồi hoài khó đi
(Ca ca dao)