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Las Vegas high schooler charged with battery after video of horrific classroom beating goes viral...

Nhất quỷ nhì ma thứ ba giặc cái!

Tên của trường là Wild Cats thì sao mà học trò hiền.

Trường làm sao chiêm bao làm vậy.

Nhưng mà chưa xách súng vô bắn nhau là còn có tình người, chưa hết thuốc chữa.

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Một đứa can, một đứa quay phim. Cũng chưa đến nỗi nào. Bên VN cả đám đứng coi, rồi còn lột đồ. Hồi trước 75 ở Sài-Gòn, học sinh Chu Văn An cũng toàn thứ côn đồ. Chắc mê truyện Duyên Anh thích làm du đãng.

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Một đứa can, một đứa quay phim. Cũng chưa đến nỗi nào.

Đứa này không biết là muốn can hay muốn xúi. Ngồi trong White House hù dọa Nga cũng đâu có khác gì chọc điên con gấu đói:

Biden warns Putin: you’ll pay a heavy cost if you attack Ukraine
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...attack-ukraine

Joe Biden on Saturday night warned Vladimir Putin that the US would “impose swift and severe costs on Russia” if his forces invaded Ukraine. In a phone call that lasted more than an hour, the US president said an invasion would “produce widespread human suffering and diminish Russia’s standing”.

The official said the two leaders agreed to stay engaged in the coming days “but Russia may decide to proceed with military action anyway”, adding there was no evidence of “meaningful” de-escalation on the Ukrainian border.

In Moscow, Yuri Ushakov, a senior foreign policy adviser, called the conversation between the leaders “balanced and businesslike” and confirmed “the presidents have agreed to continue contacts at all levels”. But he rejected US claims that a Russian attack was imminent. “Hysteria has reached its peak,” Ushakov said.

Muốn thế giới hòa bình thì phải bắt chước Trâm, mời Putin qua Singapore hay Hà nội nhậu một chầu, rồi phải viết thư tình cho nhau nữa.

Biden chực sẵn bên bàn
Lựa lời khuyên giải mơn man gỡ dần
Một người dễ có mấy thân
Hoa xuân đương nhụy ngày xuân còn dài
Cũng là lỡ một lầm hai
Putin sao nỡ ép nài Ukraine?
(Chiến trường tân thanh)

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Muốn thế giới hòa bình thì phải bắt chước Trâm, mời Putin qua Singapore hay Hà nội nhậu một chầu, rồi phải viết thư tình cho nhau nữa.

Nhưng hỏa tiễn có nhiêu xài nhiêu đi đừng đụng đụng rút ra so sánh nữa. Ngày nay gọi là gì? Tên lửa đạn xạo.

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Cứu vật vật trả ân, cứu nhân nhân trả án: Toàn là mấy cha nội già khú ngồi lì cho tới chết.

Former Nicaragua guerrilla who helped free Daniel Ortega dies in jail
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...tega-dies-jail

Torres was a guerrilla commander who fought alongside Ortega during the civil war and later a general with the Nicaraguan army. He was part of the effort to transform the Sandinista Popular Army created after the rebels’ 1979 victory into a professional Nicaraguan army in the 1990s.

In a video he posted hours before his arrest in June, Torres said: “Forty-six years ago I risked my life to get Daniel Ortega and other political prisoner colleagues out of prison. I am 73, and I never thought that at this stage of my life I was going to be fighting against another dictatorship, now more brutal, more unscrupulous, more irrational and more autocratic than the Somoza dictatorship.”

No good deed goes unpunished.

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Holey guacamoley!

US halts avocado imports from Mexico after threat to American inspector
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...mexico-threats

Mexico’s department of agriculture said in a statement that the inspector received a threatening message on his cellphone, prompting the ban on avocado exports to the US “until further notice”.

Michoacán is the only state in Mexico with a license to export avocados to the US, and the Mexican growers and packers association says its members are a frequent target of violence and threats from organized crime groups seeking protection money.

Mexico announced the USDA’s decision the night before the Super Bowl in Los Angeles, traditionally one of the biggest days of avocado consumption of the year, although produce used this year was exported several weeks before the game.

Ăn vóc học hay.

- vóc: từ chữ AVÓCADO nghĩa là trái bơ

(còn tiếp)

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Occupy Canada:

Saunas, haircuts, hot meals
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...mergencies-act

Sandwiched between a baseball diamond and a detachment of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, the encampment offers meals, shelter, warm clothes and restrooms for the protesters. It also has barber services and two saunas.

The high level of organization – with delegated roles and a growing cadre of volunteers – reflects protesters’ intentions to remain in the city for the foreseeable future, despite opposition from local residents and the increasing exasperation of city, provincial and federal governments.

Người từ trăm nơi
Về đây biểu tình...

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Holey guacamoley!

US halts avocado imports from Mexico after threat to American inspector

Olé Guacamolé:

Holy guacamole: US gives green light to Mexico avocado imports after short ban
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ico-import-ban

In 2021, the US imported $3bn in avocados, with $2.8bn originating from Mexico. That equates to 1.2m metric tons of the buttery fruit, 1.1m tons from Mexico.

Mexico’s avocado exports total $3.2bn. About 80% of these exports go to the US.

Ăn cây nào nhập vào cây nấy.
(Tục ngữ)

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Âm mưu của âm mưu: Ăn cây nào trồng cây nấy

scammers cash in on conspiracy theories
https://www.theguardian.com/media/20...a-social-media

Networks of spammers and profiteers, some based as far afield as Vietnam or Romania, had set up the groups using fake or hacked Facebook accounts in an attempt to make money off of the political turmoil.

Other groups promoting American spinoffs of the Canadian protests were from Facebook accounts and networks based in Vietnam, Romania and other nations, Facebook officials told NBC News.

The headlines on The U.S. Military News look much like those you might find on any number of far-right media outlets, with titles like “Trump Wrecks Pence In Awesome Statement” and articles praising the Canadian trucker protests. A shop on the site markets Trump-related merchandise including free American flags and Trump 2024 “Revenge Tour” commemorative coins. There are repeated pleas for donations all over the front page and attached to every article.

Its domain is registered in Vietnam, and it’s unclear if it employs any writers or if the products it advertises even exist. The articles themselves consist solely of stock footage videos, with an automated voice reading plagiarized content.

Không có dân Việt nam dính vô mới là lạ.

Ngay tình ai biết mưu gian
Hẳn hòi thôi lại còn bàn rằng sai
(Mạng trường âm mưu)

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Dạy con từ thuở còn thơ:

man told four-year-old to fire at officers
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...shoot-officers

The unidentified man brandished a gun at the pick-up window at the restaurant in Midvale, Utah, demanding his order be corrected, said a spokeswoman for the Unified police department, Sgt Melody Cutler.After workers asked that he pull to a waiting area while they corrected his order, they called police, she said.

The man did not cooperate and had to be pulled from the car, Cutler said. But as officers were taking the man into custody, one looked back and saw a gun pointing from a rear window, she said.

The officer who swiped the gun to the side as it was fired also yelled “kid” to other officers after seeing how young the shooter was, Cutler said.

A witness observed the man tell the four-year-old, who was in the backseat with a three-year-old sibling, to shoot the gun, Cutler said. She declined to elaborate.

Gặp cơn gia biến lạ thường
Bắn người nó phải tìm đường cứu cha
(Đoạn trường gun thanh)